Elderly Spirit

Color identity via birds: Green: Giant flighess birds kick your enemies to death White: Lots of tiny birds peck your enemies to death Black: Feeding blood to your birds to make them better at violence Blue: Surrounding yourself with birds while you play solitaire Red: Strapping dynamite to your birds before you send them to your opponent 2 color: Boros (WR): Your tiny birds have unionized under a large, charismatic leader Selesnya (WG): Your birds have formed a commune focused on mutual aid and weightlifting

Golgari (BG): You are feeding small birds to your giant monster bird Gruul (RG): You give your birds cocaine and hammers Rakdos (RB): Juggalos have given your birds kerosene and matches Orzhov (WB): You are feeding birds into a woodchipper in exchange for guns and money Izzet (BR): Your birds have assembled a meth lab with zero safety precautions Simic (UG): You have genetically and surgically altered your birds to add crab claws and venom sacs Azorius (UW): Your birds have just returned from law school and are excited to practice Dimir (UB): Your birds are all zombie corvids

3 Color: Bant (WUG): Your birds are weightlifting lawyers and are aggressively enforcing HoA rules Naya (WRG): Your birds have liberated the zoo and are leading the other animals in glorious revolution Jund (BRG): Your birds have liberated exclusively the carnivores who are rapidly eating the zoo patrons Esper (WUB): Despite all outside advice, you and your birds have created The Torment Nexus Grixis (UBR): You sacrifice all of your birds in a grisly ritual to become a lich dragon Abzan (WBG): You indoctrinate your birds with Klingon battle-philosophy Jeskai (WUR): You have given your birds a new kind of steroids that trigger off co-dependence

Sultai (UBG): You are making giant "birds" from a dumpster of discarded biomedical waste Mardu (WBR): You raised every one of your birds to be Conan the Barbarian Temur (URG): Your birds have somehow summoned a giant flying snake that shoots lightning Anyone playing more than 3 colors is a Green player addicted to extreme couponing, or a Blue player who has decided they need the thrill of even bigger Crimes.

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