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Nulla facilisis responsa / SFBA / FL::jon /Here for sanity-preserving lols and people / Probably not work/family/church-safe / he/him/his|er/ihn/ihm/wtf/bbq/lol

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πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ just πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

21.02.2025 06:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Frog Bondage? 🐸 πŸ‘”?

28.01.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Classified Tactical Stealth Buttplug Specifications.

13.01.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slamming an old school Western Electric handset down to end a infuriating call.

13.01.2025 02:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍

11.01.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Something I said elsewhere (with an addendum)

β€œInformation is power.

How you share information is a reflection of how you share power.”

if you’re not sharing information, you’re hiding it – you’re hoarding power.

β€œSharing” information by putting it in someone’s blindspot is hiding it.

07.01.2025 03:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Wat

Everytime I see that construct, I can’t help but recall β€œWat” (2012).

www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

06.01.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something has arisen … πŸ₯°

06.01.2025 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This thread - very much all of it.

Quick and heavy engagement may be quite possible at the beginning, but *sustaining* that takes more, sometimes a lot more.

Mutual chemistry
Shared interests and β€œvibes”
Seduction beyond the initial flush.

It’s about the relationship, not the cash.

03.01.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Clear and Present Danger

😬

02.01.2025 06:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€—

25.12.2024 05:13 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Shiny Blue Metal Balls locked up in a cage with Shiny Gold Metal Balls with a blue bow on top.

Shiny Blue Metal Balls locked up in a cage with Shiny Gold Metal Balls with a blue bow on top.

Blue Balls locked up in a cage with a bow on top.

25.12.2024 02:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Season’s Teasings?

24.12.2024 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Diabolical.

22.12.2024 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is surrounded by police officers and says i volunteer . Alt: Katniss from The Hunger Games screaming β€œI volunteer!”
19.12.2024 22:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a heart made of red stars against a dark background Alt: a heart made of red stars against a dark background
19.12.2024 06:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do any of you have access to free or low-cost Paxlovid, and are willing to help me get it to a specific address in Toronto?
(can't use regular mail, is going to someone who can't access it locally)

I'm willing to reimburse all expenses involved. DM me if you can help.

19.12.2024 04:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a knight with a helmet and a sword says " this is the way " Alt: The Armorer from the Mndalorian with a helmet and a freshly forged spear says " this is the way "
17.12.2024 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pocket Stuffer.
Tight Rack.
Rail Bumper.

16.12.2024 03:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obvs β€œBall Buster”

16.12.2024 02:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your milkshake seduces all the boys in the yard?

12.12.2024 06:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

With a bottom in a steamer trunk?

04.12.2024 05:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with a surprised look on her face has her hand on her head Alt: a woman with a surprised look on her face has her hand on her head while fanning herself with the other.
03.12.2024 09:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a hat and a tank top with the word hello below him Alt: Forrest Gump on the shrimp boat wearing a hat and a tank top waving, captioned Hello
03.12.2024 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a woman 's lips with lipstick on them . Alt: a black and white image of a woman biting her lower lip.
02.12.2024 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie with netflix written on the bottom Alt: Nick Cage in a suit and tie inhaling deeply

I know and adore that aroma. I can practically smell it through the screen.

01.12.2024 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with a green hat and beard Alt: a cartoon character with a green hat and beard being bashful. Bashful from Snow White.
01.12.2024 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‘πŸ––

30.11.2024 23:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But maybe not randomly?

30.11.2024 10:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0