It was Joel McHale

It’s the latter like 90% of the time, asa tip to any future parents.

A really important parenting skill once you have two kids is being able to tell the difference from afar between a child in genuine pain/danger and a child who is trying to work the refs.

Knicks good, sources say

I don’t even know why this sounds gross but it sounds gross

I know many

I may cool down on this but right now I never want to see Micky in a spurs shirt again. Dude quit on this club at some point in the last couple months.

@nathanaclark.bsky.social we ever gonna win a game again?

Dude I have two kids now it’s genuinely toxic to be as angry as this makes me around them. Might need to start practicing transcendental meditation or something.

We need our own Guy Fawkes day imo

They’re going to be running against the headwinds of an unpopular war of choice and an iffy at best economy and every single early sign is that people hate them and they’ve overplayed their hand in every conceivable way.

I am going to avoid overconfidence but I think it’s fair to say at this point that given the electoral advantage they appeared to have 16 months ago, things have gone about as badly as possible for the national GOP since

ArtButMakeItSports

What a world if I could grow chicken parm in my backyard tho

Very few of these foods actually grew from a seed

My belief (which nobody asked for!) is that Trump will always get away with it but a LOT of these people are going to spend decades either in jail or as universal pariahs.

you're trapped in the last tv show you watched. where are you?

The British embassy with Keri Russell. I’ve been preparing my whole life for this.

Wow it’s the INSIDE of that window

I wonder if people with only mild ulcerative colitis feel left out by the Rinvoq commercials

Cris Collinsworth-ass Justice

I couldn’t find bad news anywhere else on line and wondered if you were like The Rock when bin Laden died

This morning my daughter heard the song “Lean On Me” by Bill Withers and immediately declared it to be “probably the best song of all time.”

Your 5 year old GOAT could never.

Stacey I say this with love but how dare you

Wait what happened

I think the weakest insult is “Pretty Boy” because you’re basically telling the person the most mockable thing about them is that they’re hot.

Pedro Porro is playing his absolute ass off right now and deserves a better club, better tactics, better teammates

Incredible fucking goal in fairness. Would be less mad if we had a single buildup idea besides “chase 60 yard lofted through balls from Porro”