i can't overemphasize how important all my readers are to me right now. i haven't had a full-time job since sept (idk if you heard but the job market is kinda not great!) and at the moment, writing is the ONLY thing bringing in money. it's crazy that muscle growth is keeping my lights on. THANK YOU!
i do not dream of labor but i DO dream of pecs like basketballs, poreless skin, and a jawline sharper than a letter opener
like i've done so much cool shit in my career, why is it like pulling teeth to get an interview goddamn!!
i reeeeaally need to get a fucking job so i can keep making myself hotter
happy valentine's day, studs!!
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as a token of my love, use code TF214 for 40% off your first month as a member of my bodybuilder or muscle daddy tiers on patreon
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there's a wip story up now with two transformations already there for you to enjoy 👨❤️💋👨
code is good through the weekend btw 🍫
happy valentine's day, studs!!
💘
as a token of my love, use code TF214 for 40% off your first month as a member of my bodybuilder or muscle daddy tiers on patreon
💘
there's a wip story up now with two transformations already there for you to enjoy 👨❤️💋👨
calling a spade a spade is very easy with practice. I can identify spades 8 out of 10 times
A combination of the two!
Yes they’ll be going up in increments on my Patreon!
it's probably more like "the cell" than "being john malkovich"
what if i told you this is the end of a chase scene in #thebeautyfx where ben platt, whilst pouring blood from every orifice, tears off his own flesh before mutating into isaac cole powell and having this here naked fight with evan peters
what if i told you that
thought my switch had died but it turns out it was just the wallcharger AND the dock. plugged it into my macbook charger and it started right up. nintendo is a bunch of dirty fucking scammers
The two buttons meme between supporting “law enforcement” and supporting the second amendment…ooooh I know it was like Sophie’s choice in some of those brains
watching "the beauty" and it's kind of like a show i'd write if i smoked a fuckload of crystal meth first
please bro I was just the thirst liking every buff guy on my explore page I didn’t mean anything by it 😭😭😭
chat what do we think of jacked jeans? anyone bought from them yet? good quality?
when i was very little i somehow got access to the family email account and decided to email "hellos" to my friends...meaning the cartoonists whose email addresses were published as part of their strips.
scott adams did not respond, for which i am grateful.
hardly a hot take in these parts but it feels like being able to gamble on Literally Everything is bad, actually
really interesting how many bodybuilding/fitness guys get suuuuuuper into yoga/breathwork/what have you. like SUPER into it
oh i'm sure
fiiiinally someone said Veep. absolutely perfect capper to the show.
my gym has two leg extension machines each from a different manufacturer. on one i can do over 200 pounds with ease. on the other i can barely clear 120. and its not a 2-to-1 ratio either. deeply confused!!
my microwave should be able to play the intro to carly rae jepsen’s “run away with me” instead of beeping
because they're taking over
also there are a few already available via GSS and at agingtime's site - scroll down through my recent bluesky posts and you'll find links!
I have plans to make them available via Patreon! More to come on that - I am still figuring out how to navigate the new subscription model and then I'll be figuring out how I can get them to people most easily, since Tumblr won't do shit for me.
also...if you reeeeeeally want to know how the story ends...the whole story is for sale in my patreon shop! PLUS an illustration! www.patreon.com/c/aardvarkia...
It's the tender story of a family being transformed into a bunch of hypermasculine studs -- it reminds me of my own family's story...
