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@shleyeden

Can read, will learn. πŸ–€ @dethronedemporor.bsky.social πŸ–€ She/They | Pan | Everett (Zone 8b-9a)

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Mine's dead

06.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to the one in Chicago and they had been robbed like 40 minutes prior of all their booze so they were essentially just a regular ass taco bell. Sucked

25.02.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't sound like you're having a very good time

25.02.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I texted this to my friend and they replied 'well thank goodness someone found a way to blame a woman'

21.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The drunk uncle theory.

You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

16.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 15819 πŸ” 3626 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 142

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

11.02.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 20620 πŸ” 4616 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 67

It said u wanna give us some water? Yeah? Well fuck idk what to do with it now can you like pull it around sometimes so I don't feel stuck

11.02.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Boyfriend broke his damn ass arm Sunday night celebrating and I have not rested since

10.02.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most sickening realizations I've ever had came when it hit me that six hundred years from now historians will be writing things like "while technically illegal, intercourse with minors was broadly accepted as normal among the American ruling class, and even a marker of status"

08.02.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 2835 πŸ” 625 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 17

I forgot about trill

08.02.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck Intuit forever

08.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Abt to go do exactly this

08.02.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For those who don't know, Luttig was once considered the intellectual heir to Scalia. He was about as conservative a judge as you could find...

06.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 7871 πŸ” 2060 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 32
Andrew Tate
@Cobratate β€’ 7h
Here's a black pill. The evil Epstein lived his life with near unlimited financial excess and luxury.
He was connected to the worlds most powerful people giving him a deep understanding and control over the worlds realities. He lived to a moderately old age and is now immortalised in internet culture forever via memeing.
...
99.9% of you will never achieve even one of those things. You'll never be rich or important or immortalised. He beat you in every single metric.
You lost to a scumbag.

Andrew Tate @Cobratate β€’ 7h Here's a black pill. The evil Epstein lived his life with near unlimited financial excess and luxury. He was connected to the worlds most powerful people giving him a deep understanding and control over the worlds realities. He lived to a moderately old age and is now immortalised in internet culture forever via memeing. ... 99.9% of you will never achieve even one of those things. You'll never be rich or important or immortalised. He beat you in every single metric. You lost to a scumbag.

excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention

05.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1254 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 140 πŸ“Œ 174

we have to bring this back

04.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

02.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 26144 πŸ” 8240 πŸ’¬ 851 πŸ“Œ 1170

Me at the shows my boyfriend runs at our friend's restaurant not knowing anyone who showed up

02.02.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely brutal interview

02.02.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 2409 πŸ” 342 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 63

multiple trump-created crises converging with deadly results.

02.02.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 5527 πŸ” 1767 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 50

Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.

29.01.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 11016 πŸ” 3302 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 43

Why can I always smell tequila

01.02.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

30.01.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 16806 πŸ” 5933 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 166

Brand new sentence

01.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Mayflower was filled with immigrants, also. Native Americans are the only people who are NOT immigrants.

01.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And yet native people are being locked up by ICE, too!!

01.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Antivaxxers should have the same social stigma and legal ramifications as anyone who more "visibly" abuses their own children, as well as the social stigma and legal ramifications of anyone who abuses other people's children.

01.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I could enrich the lives of others by fucking dying

31.01.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...

Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.

30.01.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 3269 πŸ” 1354 πŸ’¬ 172 πŸ“Œ 400
The staff reported seeing a human femur and other bones on the roads, dead bodies abandoned in cars and β€œcatastrophic human needs, particularly for food and safe drinking water.”
But the U.S. ambassador to Jerusalem, Jack Lew, and his deputy, Stephanie Hallett, blocked the cable from wider distribution within the United States government because they believed it lacked balance, according to interviews with four former officials and documents seen by Reuters.

The staff reported seeing a human femur and other bones on the roads, dead bodies abandoned in cars and β€œcatastrophic human needs, particularly for food and safe drinking water.” But the U.S. ambassador to Jerusalem, Jack Lew, and his deputy, Stephanie Hallett, blocked the cable from wider distribution within the United States government because they believed it lacked balance, according to interviews with four former officials and documents seen by Reuters.

Everybody who perpetrated this while covering it up should be in the Hague

www.reuters.com/world/early-...

30.01.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 1770 πŸ” 575 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 27