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is that a CSA pin he's wearing?

insert "no one could have predicted" rejoinder here: ________.

Vader: feh!

make fuck, get green card, chair meeting!

PRESIDENT DJT will drag us, kicking and screaming, back to Fred Trump's America. Maybe he will 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 impress his daddy then.

define "fun" ...

still, I think arguing an MTD or motion to compel in front of you might be good fun.

only better if "Plowie McPlowface" won ...

first FBI director with his own merch people ...

Opinion | Why let this nuclear treaty expire? Because of what Trump can do now. New START couldn’t protect America — and the president knew it.

In which I confidently cite the success of Reagan's SDI, the judgment of Donald Rumsfeld, and the dream of Trump's Golden Dome to explain why he let a vital nonproliferation treaty expire.
𝘣𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘤 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘯
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a long tradition including Russell Brand!

I believe it's the very first amendment of our constitution that takes religion out of government?

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"and that's the way it issshhhhh ..."

to be fair, Gallup is no great loss. Others will be far more accurate.

Opinion | Americans hated Biden’s economy. And Trump’s? Rising wages haven’t erased memories of inflation or the shock of higher prices.

While it is wrong to reflexively disbelieve the administration it is worse to conclude that the lies they tell about the economy are 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 bad.
𝘣𝘺 𝘙𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘩 𝘗𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘶𝘳𝘶
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did not age well.

none of the usual suspects should write a thing about this until RON VARA has weighed in. That guy always has the best take.

ahhh ... spreadsheets, debits, credits, never added flavor to anything. Wish I had a cup.

Cokie Roberts: "but the Democrats ..."

Never gets old.

Opinion | Why South Carolina leads the nation in population growth — and measles Religious exemptions for childhood vaccines and mixed messages may be driving outbreak.

The Civil War broke out in South Carolina and now so did a disease we'd previously eradicated - that's why every thinking American wants to move to this greatest of all states!
𝘣𝘺 𝘒𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳
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Opinion | As conservatism lost its way, Tucker Carlson flourished A new biography examines the ex-Fox News host’s pull on important parts of the political right.

If you soft-pedal Tucker Carlson's racism, misogyny, and Nazi-adjacent behavior, you just might have what the GOP needs to dominate the next decade.
𝘣𝘺 𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬

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will answer your question once I finish scrambling this egg ...

Opinion | As conservatism lost its way, Tucker Carlson flourished A new biography examines the ex-Fox News host’s pull on important parts of the political right.

If you soft-pedal Tucker Carlson's racism, misogyny, and Nazi-adjacent behavior, you just might have what the GOP needs to dominate the next decade.
𝘣𝘺 𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬

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The Washington Post dies in broad daylight.

damn dirty hippies!

Media's Greatest Pariahs: Liberals who have been warning about the trajectory of the GOP since the 1990s.

Media's Greatest Heroes: Recently-former Republicans who slowly began growing alarmed about the trajectory of the GOP in 2016/2017.

even worse ... that looks like a Ford Pinto - no way to die.

they got their regulation number of kills.

thanks folks - he's here all week! Two shows Sunday!