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Kelsi πŸ―πŸ’Œ

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swagnotlag on twitter. irl lawyer & fantasy devil's advocate ➑️ https://etsy.me/4e81guP 😈

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I know people who don’t know what they’re talking about is just what you get for being on Reddit but that doesn’t make it less baffling okay

06.05.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every day people in r/writing say some shit like β€œusing tropes makes your prose bad” what are you talking aboutttt

06.05.2025 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Korean spa tomorrow thank GOD

05.05.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reached a milestone at work where people are regularly asking me questions I don’t know the answer to… like idk can you ask me something easier 😭

21.04.2025 20:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s #WIPSnips from my scifi/crime story. My space pirate MC grapples with losing everything 😩 my girl has never healthily processed an emotion in her life #writesky

16.04.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hiii it’s been a while 🫣 #WIPSnips for today from my scifi/crime story. My space pirate MC and deuteragonist dealing with Specter’s recently-mutinied crew, who are under the effects of an alien drug πŸ§ͺ #writesky

15.04.2025 15:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lalala joy and whimsy
#animalcrossing #nintendogamecube

08.04.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 619 πŸ” 304 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you’re doing okay beautiful 😭❀️

05.04.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally did my taxes

05.04.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸšΆπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

02.04.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s #WIPSnips from my scifi/crime story! My space pirate MC β€œconvincing” some passengers/captives to go out on a rescue mission #writesky

02.04.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Birthday tomorrow…….

31.03.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy last day of March! From my scifi/crime story: some last words of comfort for a man coming down from a terrible trip, who knows he’s about to be thrown out an airlock 😰🫑 #WIPSnips #writesky

31.03.2025 15:35 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Classic social engineering!

27.03.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU’RE SO PRETTYYYY

26.03.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s #WIPSnips from my scifi/crime story πŸ–‡οΈπŸ’₯ I highly recommend everyone write at least one grumpy old man character because they always have the most fun dialogue lol #writesky

26.03.2025 15:53 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Potential cw for a panic attack (that is not handled well 😬 poor Amira)

A #WIPSnips from my scifi/crime story 🫁 #writesky

25.03.2025 13:51 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Concert I wanted to go to but didn’t buy tickets for is tonight

20.03.2025 15:45 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today’s #WIPSnips is β€œego,” which I have a lot of in my science fiction/crime story πŸ˜… A bit of a longer one today, from my drug lord villain’s POV. Poor Machiavello. Drugs are great for controlling people, producing competent workers is another story #writesky

19.03.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Prague, 23 November 1911
Highly esteemed Mrs. Curie,
Do not laugh at me for writing you without having anything sensible to say.
But I am so enraged by the base manner in which the public is presently daring to concern itself with you!? that I absolutely must give vent to this feeling. However, I am convinced that you consistently despise this rabble, whether it obsequiously lavishes respect on you or whether it attempts to satiate its lust for sensationalism!
I am impelled to tell you how much I have come to admire your intellect, your drive, and your honesty, and that I consider myself lucky to have made your personal acquaintance in Brussels. Anyone who does not number among these reptiles is certainly happy, now as before, that we have such personages among us as you, and Langevin(3) too, real people with whom one feels privileged to be in contact. If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it to the reptile for whom i

Prague, 23 November 1911 Highly esteemed Mrs. Curie, Do not laugh at me for writing you without having anything sensible to say. But I am so enraged by the base manner in which the public is presently daring to concern itself with you!? that I absolutely must give vent to this feeling. However, I am convinced that you consistently despise this rabble, whether it obsequiously lavishes respect on you or whether it attempts to satiate its lust for sensationalism! I am impelled to tell you how much I have come to admire your intellect, your drive, and your honesty, and that I consider myself lucky to have made your personal acquaintance in Brussels. Anyone who does not number among these reptiles is certainly happy, now as before, that we have such personages among us as you, and Langevin(3) too, real people with whom one feels privileged to be in contact. If the rabble continues to occupy itself with you, then simply don't read that hogwash, but rather leave it to the reptile for whom i

einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter:

(1) your haters are trash
(2) you’re a baller, a true queen
(3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field πŸ§ͺβš›οΈ

27.06.2024 14:17 πŸ‘ 9053 πŸ” 3205 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 138

Watching a child at the farmers market throwing a tantrum over how much he loves bread… should be clarified that he has a bread roll in his hand & occasionally stops screaming to take a bite

15.03.2025 18:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gustus

Bread and Circuses
…and cheese, and salami, and…

Cena
Caesar Salad
The big man himself.
Cicero’s Mediterranean Chickpea Salad
The name β€œCicero” means β€œchickpea” in Latin, and was given to one of Cicero’s ancestors who
had a cleft in the tip of his nose resembling a chickpea. Plutarch wrote that Cicero was urged to
change his deprecatory name when he entered politics, but refused, saying that he would bring
the name Cicero glory.
1
Veni Vidi Vegan Meatballs
I came, I saw, I conquered my plate.
Ciceroni and Mark Anchovy Pizza
Just kidding, cheese and veggie options.
Bellaria
Olive Oil Cake
The average Roman consumed 20 liters of olive oil each year.
2
Potus
Mark Antony’s Open Bar
Cleopatra’s second boyfriend famously liked to party.
3
Et tea, Brute?
A selection of caffeinated and non-caffeinated teas.
1 Plutarch, Cicero, 1.3-5.
2
https://www.science.org/content/article/ancient-roman-vacationers-consumed-gobs-olive-oil-and-fish-volc
ano-victims-reveal
3 Plutarch, Life of Antony, 9.

Gustus Bread and Circuses …and cheese, and salami, and… Cena Caesar Salad The big man himself. Cicero’s Mediterranean Chickpea Salad The name β€œCicero” means β€œchickpea” in Latin, and was given to one of Cicero’s ancestors who had a cleft in the tip of his nose resembling a chickpea. Plutarch wrote that Cicero was urged to change his deprecatory name when he entered politics, but refused, saying that he would bring the name Cicero glory. 1 Veni Vidi Vegan Meatballs I came, I saw, I conquered my plate. Ciceroni and Mark Anchovy Pizza Just kidding, cheese and veggie options. Bellaria Olive Oil Cake The average Roman consumed 20 liters of olive oil each year. 2 Potus Mark Antony’s Open Bar Cleopatra’s second boyfriend famously liked to party. 3 Et tea, Brute? A selection of caffeinated and non-caffeinated teas. 1 Plutarch, Cicero, 1.3-5. 2 https://www.science.org/content/article/ancient-roman-vacationers-consumed-gobs-olive-oil-and-fish-volc ano-victims-reveal 3 Plutarch, Life of Antony, 9.

Do you guys want to see the menu for my Ides of March dinner party 🫣πŸ”ͺ

13.03.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

First #WIPSnips in way too long 😩 From my science fiction/crime story. One of my goals for Specter’s character was that she be able to control a scene even when she’s not in it lol #writesky

12.03.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m working on my second draft right now and YUP this is a big problem for me. Especially when there are jokes I love that really don’t fit the tone of the scene

06.03.2025 21:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Love when you see a photo of an author for the first time and you’re like β€œyeah you look exactly like the type of person who would write that specific book”

04.03.2025 21:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I altered the waist on a pair of jeans I have so now they actually fit me properly and I have to say… I’m unstoppable fr

26.02.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black cat with a yarn label around shoulders

Black cat with a yarn label around shoulders

Someone came out of the yarn room

23.02.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 20121 πŸ” 4770 πŸ’¬ 173 πŸ“Œ 116

God I can tell exactly the type of woman this is from this snippet lol. Love it

22.02.2025 17:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A short #WIPSnips today from my science fiction/crime story, from my villain’s POV πŸ’Έ I love writing this guy lol #writesky

22.02.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

From my SF/crime story: local drug lord stimulates economy, provides jobs in today’s #WIPSnips #writesky

19.02.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0