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Monkey D. Kewchie

@astoldbyterry

YES I CAN AMBER I’m nosey as hell. If you not ready to spill, then shut up talking about it omg!

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Xanax done call me down. I’m straight!

07.03.2026 02:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 19:16 👍 59 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 14

Girl I had to take 2 Xanax like I was so mad I couldn’t breathe

07.03.2026 02:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He was laughing so fucking loud he couldn’t get a word out!!! And he was laughing for at least 4-5 minutes!!!!! Like that’s so fucking crazy to me!!!

07.03.2026 01:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had to take 2 of my Xanax. I was that fucked up about that man laughing at her!! And I will be calling down to report it! AND why did he try to lie and say he wasn’t laughing????????? Said it took him a minute to admit that he laughed!

07.03.2026 01:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I found the dispatch call on CrimeRadar and everyone is ok!!!!! It was a kitchen fire and they got it put out! It’s just still smoking!

07.03.2026 01:41 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I found it on crime radar on the dispatch call!!! The fire was put out, but it’s still smoking!! It was in the kitchen!

07.03.2026 01:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t know who that woman is or where she’s at or if her kids are ok or if her house is gone! Like I have no fucking clue and it’s eating me up!!!!!

07.03.2026 01:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

You could hear her fucking screaming in the parking lot and when he heard her I swear to GOD he was laughing so hard he couldn’t get a word out when I asked him what the fuck was so funny!!!!!

07.03.2026 01:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AND YEAH I JUST SENT A NIGGA UP THERE TO HANDLE THAT BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU UGLY ASS FUCKING BITCH

07.03.2026 00:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I don’t!

07.03.2026 00:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m so gotdamn fucking mad that I’m shaking!! She was in literal distress and he was fucking LAUGHING!!! I said THAT SHIT AIN’T FUCKING FUNNY!! WHAT THE FUCK IS FUNNY ABOUT HER KIDS POSSIBLY DYING IN A FUCKING FIRE AND HER LOSING EVERY GOTDAMN THING????? I’m so fucking mad!!!!!!

07.03.2026 00:54 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1

I just cursed this white man the fuck out at Dollar General I’m so fucking mad!!!!!!!

07.03.2026 00:48 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 1

I love Mississippi, but I don’t love Oprah. Neither did my granny dkksk

06.03.2026 23:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s tea what happened skdk

06.03.2026 23:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Ok but let’s get into this hunter green today

06.03.2026 20:12 👍 170 🔁 20 💬 29 📌 6
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No wonder we’re in the shit.

06.03.2026 08:37 👍 2338 🔁 672 💬 345 📌 100

I know that’s fucking right friend SKKSKS

06.03.2026 23:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They on Instagram saying Oprah is from the southside of Chicago sksksksk that bitch is from Mississippi!

06.03.2026 23:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Hollering

06.03.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky.app/profile/asto...

06.03.2026 21:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's been so long since he lost the weight, but I still get a shock when I see Al Sharpton looking like a pez dispenser. We gotta find a way to make the head match the body.

06.03.2026 21:04 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

I’m FaceTiming my niece and I’m watching Beyond The Gates. Dani said, “I know you were in my house bitch!” And my niece asked, “Are you watching Madea???” LMAOOOOOO

06.03.2026 20:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let’s go on a Beat A Baby Daddy up tour!!

06.03.2026 20:03 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 19:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The things we do with instruments, voices, adlibs and energy.

UNMATCHED. 🥹

06.03.2026 18:45 👍 15 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

I wish he wasn’t Maga, but

06.03.2026 18:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Try again!!

06.03.2026 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I like Eva idc!

06.03.2026 18:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to know

06.03.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0