Can I also say I appreciate how we all kind of collectively said "Fuck Twitter" in one voice without previously saying as much?

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Through spite, all things are possible.

Not at all.

a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face . ALT: a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face .

Me actively watching this bit...

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Why did they lie to us?!? I thought that was the last one!!!

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Are there ghosts of Masquerades past just wandering around the stage?

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I'm genuinely surprised it took this long for a Wicked skit.

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I've heard better audio on a 1980s answering machine.

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Did they steal that chair from the back of the Marriott atrium ballroom?

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Asscon 2025.

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You know what could improve this skit?

A ribbon dancer.

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OH!!? Here's your softcore @wizzardofxxxx.bsky.social

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Someone tell the Gen Zs this isn't tiktok. What is this?!?

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You were just dreaming.

And then Coney Dowel and Freddie McFlintlock groaned in unison while rubbing fermented dumpster juice all over their moobs.

What are we calling this?!

Think they'll give me a panel next year to read it?

Yes. It's both, Beth. If you check out page 27, he is both horrified, but tenting.

Topical.

"I'm not gay, but willing to learn."

DID HE READ MY FANFIC?! ITS ALL HAPPENING!!!!!!

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Encounters in the Arby's Bathroom, an erotic Fanfic by Shannon.

Okay. Love it MTG guy. 10/10

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Doesn't mean that Eddie doesn't still eat dumpster Arby's.

HAH! STILL ROASTED!!!

The Hilton can kick me out when this shit is over.

Is this what's passing for banter these days?

This really is the Bad Place™️

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Think his name is Rabid Rick.

Would that be such a bad thing?

Dummy thick cheeks for some random reason?

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We can't read fucking Latin, dude.

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It is clear Tony is ✨done✨, and so are the audio people.

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a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin . ALT: a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin .

We could, effectively, take the whole thing over.

So many Amazon packages.