The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.

The Fargo Woodchippers.

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

Record profits are unpaid wages.

In a just society, one 40-hour a week job should pay enough to support a nuclear family — one brief stint as CEO should not pay so much it creates generation wealth and empowers the 1% to buy our elections.

#TaxTheBillionaires

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

No war with Iran rally in Chicago’s Federal Plaza.

In a normal, actual functioning democracy, he'd be forced to resign tonight. In our system, there will be absolutely no consequences.

Complaining that following the Constitution will stop you from doing the thing you want to do is... an admission that what you want to do is unconstitutional.

You swore an oath to defend the Constitution. You are violating that oath, Rep. Alford. Time to go home and let someone else do the job.

😭

A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption: This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.

Become ungovernable

Everyone that likes Trump with some sort of star power are either criminals, pedos or rapists. In some instances, they are all 3.

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

I thought we wanted to support our troops? Why are we punishing them

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

a meme — the top says “My dog just got a haircut and now he looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together” and underneath are 2 photos of a dog (a schnauzer i think?). on the left, the “before,” he’s scruffy and in need of a haircut and a bath. and on the right, the “after,” he’s clean and clipped and wearing a jaunty red bow tie and looking very dapper indeed.

i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this

“An adult bears a clear responsibility to exercise restraint, especially in the presence of children,” Becerra wrote. “Violence or intimidation directed at a minor — particularly during a lawful, peaceful demonstration — has no place in a constitutional republic.”

The cartoon illustrates the problem of water use in the AI age: a farmer's child and his mother are pumping a little water from a well for their daily use. Two knights in armor, transporting a large, spherical water container on wheels, come by and say, "The King wishes to make more avatars of himself as a Ghibli character." In the background, a castle sits enthroned on a hill. The cartoon illustrates the excessive water consumption required for AI model queries.

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While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.

I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

Entering America illegally is a misdemeanor. Abusing children is a felony. We got the wrong folks in cages.

Don't know who this quote is from, but man...

Variety @Variety Follow Chris Pratt suggested an Al "actor" play the tyrannical Al judge in his new sci-fi thriller "Mercy": "I| remember talking about the various people who could play these characters, and early on,I was like, 'Should we have it be an Al, where the judge is actually Al, and we create an Al?' And everyone was like, 'No, I don't think so.'" variety.com/2026/film/news.. 12:02 PM 25 Jan 26 . 113K Views

This dude is on a record 154 consecutive headlines that make you say "this guy sucks"

*zooooooooming in*

Headline: "Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images"

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

roses are red
their thorns, they do prick
but that’s nothing compared with

For a state that prides itself on toughness, we sure do elect the spineless.

Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because

Trump posts that he’s “Acting President of Venezuela”

Evergreen:

The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.

It wouldn’t post last night (thanks bluesky) but here’s the video