JanoDev

As I get older I'm coming to increasingly radical views like "you have to do things to get good at them" and "you have to think about problems to solve them"

“It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno’s”

Don Mattingly on The Simpsons, having shaved the sides of his head all the way up to the crown of his head in an attempt to meet Mr. Burns’ repeated demands to “cut those sideburns!”

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Not the way *I* play it!

Out: Vote Blue No Matter Who

In: PRIMARY THAT FUCKER OR YOU'RE A SUCKER

Photo of RFK Jr. standing behind a podium. His face is frozen in a loose-lipped grimace, his chin withdrawn and creased. His blue eyes are small and vacant, set deep within sockets framed by bags below and a wrinkled brow above. Source: Nathan Howard, Reuters

This photo of RFK Jr. from Reuters is amazing. He looks like an animation cel from Ren & Stimpy.

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

They are NOT PREPARED

Maybe at least a few of them will have the instincts to NOT STAND IN GODDAMN FIRE!

But this isn’t just a regular account. Johnny MAGA appears to actually be a White House staffer named Garrett Wade who works for the Trump administration as a rapid response manager, helping to run the very same White House account his anonymous MAGA account amplifies. A phone number associated with Wade is linked to Johnny MAGA, according to a WIRED review of publicly available records, and the connection was confirmed by a source close to the White House. Wade and the White House did not respond to requests for comment.

The Johnny MAGA account was created in September 2021, according to its X profile. (It originally used a different handle, which referenced Wade’s birth year, according to records reviewed by WIRED.) While the account’s earliest available posts focused on NFTs, it has been a consistent pro-Trump presence since at least 2022. The operator of the Johnny MAGA account has not disclosed an official relationship with the White House while operating the Johnny MAGA X account. Multiple media outlets, including Mother Jones, TownHall, and the New York Post, have all linked out to posts on the Johnny MAGA account seemingly as organic reflections of public sentiment on political issues.

This is very good reporting that sheds light on just how small the extremely pro-Trump online right really is. The online right is totally astroturfed. The White House's own staffers are running meme accounts to make them look more popular than they are. www.wired.com/story/a-whit...

I didn’t even know he’d escaped

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Milkshake puck

This is Neal Katyal. He argued against Trump’s tariffs before the Supreme Court—and won! Thank you, Neal.
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It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

“Understanding“ in quotes because it’s a euphemism for “terrified”

One day, when it really counts, you’re going to take the tariffs off and seriously kick ass.

I honestly think one reason Millennials are so angry about all this is that many of us grew up during the brief period in American history where the official line was that we had won history *because* of our values, and most of us actually internalized that.

I reckon you need a citation there, fella.

Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance.

And you know why?

Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.

okay you know what we're doing this

why rise of skywalker is the worst crime ever committed against cinema and the very concept of a coherent fictional universe: a thread

Hey, anyone can aspire to be Derek Smalls. That doesn’t mean they will
succeed.

Chee-tos brand manager when their latest ad campaign flops.

Derek Smalls, bassist for the band Spinal Tap. Played by Harry Shearer, the character wears a large, bushy mustache similar to the one recently sported by Shia LeBeuf.

Real Derek Smalls energy from Shia lately.

…or Get Your Degree!

If conservatives are upset with coverage, one must re-configure the paper so they never for a second feel like they are condescended to. If libs are upset with coverage, they’re stupid and can’t read.

It’s a shame that he died at the height of his career.

🎶 The moon’ll come out
🎶 Tomorrow!
🎶 Better bet your bottom that
🎶 Tomorrow,
🎶 There’ll be buns!

All of a sudden,
There stood a teenage Nazi
In the middle of the hall.
And he said:

"If you punch me, you’re gonna get in trouble for that!"

Well, me and Kyle
We looked at each other
And we each said
"Okay"