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@mudonmyface

What? Just 256 characters allowed here? Chat-GPT reckons I should go with:πŸ‘‹ G'day from Perth! IT pro embracing the digital waves. No cats, but a passion for all things tech. Let's connect and explore the tech universe together! 🌐 #Perth #ITPro

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Entries are open for our WA Life competition, closing Sunday 11 January 2026.

If the West inspires you, we’d love to see your work.

For more details and to enter, head to headon.org.au/festival-perth#WALife


Image credit: Philip Gostelow




#headonphoto #WALife

08.12.2025 06:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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These are the actual Aldi ones

07.12.2025 05:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢🎢It's that most wonderful time of the year*🎢🎢

*in Australia when the temperature is 3Β° hotter than the surface of the sun at 10pm, all of our forests are on fire but the fire is absolutely necessary to kill the giant spiders in the Christmas trees before you take them home

07.12.2025 04:27 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Smiling having fun
Feeling like a number one 🎢

07.12.2025 05:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars

07.12.2025 05:24 πŸ‘ 1106 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 14

Welcome, hope you enjoy it. Also, the weather isn't always like this.

19.11.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On route for Perth. Reading sorted for flights. @finnysteve.bsky.social @georgedobell.bsky.social @melindafarrell.bsky.social

18.11.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Ashes FAQ: Do England really have aΒ chance? As first ball time approaches in Perth, get up to speed with all you need to know

Ashes FAQ: Do England really have aΒ chance?

As first ball time approaches in Perth, get up to speed with all you need to know

19.11.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

chuck me a 50 and i'll tell you

18.07.2025 05:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

our pollies need to be kept as far away from technology as possible until someone competent walks them through it

18.07.2025 05:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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tried to warn ya

18.07.2025 05:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

careful what you wish for

18.07.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Meta argues its AI needs personal information from social media posts to learn β€˜Australian concepts’ Tech giant says posts from Australian Facebook and Instagram users are β€˜vital learning’ about β€˜concepts, realities, and figures’

Meta argues its AI needs personal information from social media posts to learn β€˜Australian concepts’ | Australia news | The Guardian share.google/DAdv7H7kYEEf...

18.07.2025 04:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Domestic Gas prices in Western Australia have nearly tripled since 2020πŸ‘‡

GAS IS EXPENSIVE.

GAS prices fluctuate wildly.

GAS IS A GAMBLE.

#energy #auspol

18.07.2025 05:00 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.07.2025 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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I imagine Pepper's brain to have constant thoughts of squizzers 🐿️, discs πŸ₯ and balls πŸ₯Ž πŸ˜… #PepperTheGSD #GermanShepherdsofBluesky

18.07.2025 00:29 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not on my foreshore: Residents fight tiny trees set to block β€˜million-dollar’ Perth views On one side, the city’s hard at work on an urban forest strategy with eager input from locals wanting more trees. But on Jubilee Street, the mood is different.

Peak fuckwittery right here in #Perth www.watoday.com.au/national/wes...

18.07.2025 00:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bennetts Wallabies at Adventure Bay, Bruny Island. White wallabies are common there with a stable population of them. It’s not uncommon to see a grey wallaby with a white joey or vice versa.

17.07.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 145 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
It's a Mondoshawan. An alien from the excellent movie Fifth Element. One description I found online is:

The Mondoshawan are a race of aliens that are friendly to humans. Standing slightly taller than a Human, the Mondoshawan are quasi-biblical beings that serve as the caretakers of both the Four Elemental Stones (Water, Earth, Fire, Air) and guardians of the Fifth Element. Although little is known of their homeworld or race it can be assumed it is some distance from Earth, remaining relatively secluded from the other races. Little is known of what the Mondoshawan actually look like as they are only seen wearing an impenetrable gold-metallic armor.

At some point in Ancient History, the Mondoshawan visited the Humans "before time was time". A succession of Priests were established to protect the Fifth Element and the Chamber in Egypt known as the 50th-level parish. Evil attempted to destroy the world 5000 years prior to the events of The Fifth Element, possibly multiple times - and perhaps even causing the Moon to form around Earth.

In the Divine language, the word 'Mondoshawan' translates as 'guardians'.

It's a Mondoshawan. An alien from the excellent movie Fifth Element. One description I found online is: The Mondoshawan are a race of aliens that are friendly to humans. Standing slightly taller than a Human, the Mondoshawan are quasi-biblical beings that serve as the caretakers of both the Four Elemental Stones (Water, Earth, Fire, Air) and guardians of the Fifth Element. Although little is known of their homeworld or race it can be assumed it is some distance from Earth, remaining relatively secluded from the other races. Little is known of what the Mondoshawan actually look like as they are only seen wearing an impenetrable gold-metallic armor. At some point in Ancient History, the Mondoshawan visited the Humans "before time was time". A succession of Priests were established to protect the Fifth Element and the Chamber in Egypt known as the 50th-level parish. Evil attempted to destroy the world 5000 years prior to the events of The Fifth Element, possibly multiple times - and perhaps even causing the Moon to form around Earth. In the Divine language, the word 'Mondoshawan' translates as 'guardians'.

"Where shall we meet?"
"At the blue Mondoshawan"

17.07.2025 02:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bunnings still wants to scan faces, Uber's transformation and ugh crypto Plus: the rare fake AI hallucination

Bunnings still wants to scan faces, Uber's transformation and ugh crypto
Plus: the rare fake AI hallucination

READ: https://thesizzle.com.au/p/bunnings-still-wants-to-scan-faces-uber-s-transformation-and-ugh-crypto-eb0e99ed19b92718

16.07.2025 03:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

and now IG has suspended my account...why??

and apparently they want a video selfie.

not fucking suss at all

16.07.2025 03:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I just installed an AC unit in a window that was 3 inches too small for it.

This 2 hour process ultimately involved removing the windows entirely and re-installing them in-transition around the unit as it was maneuvered into place.

I feel like I could teach at MIT while punching god right now.

16.07.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Having cycled the length of it, I can't imagine why someone would want to damage any bit of it.

16.07.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i don't know how you go from being drunk to driving to a well-known tree and cutting it down.

16.07.2025 02:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

tree law

16.07.2025 00:51 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

we support you

16.07.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When a nation calls upon you

15.07.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

i feel the same when i make one of my go-to WFH lunches - chilli con carne on toast

10.07.2025 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the people i see using them are, i would bet a can of pre-mix, are just calling their dealer

10.07.2025 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0