Stupid Twink

this is what ive noticed in gl doujins & fanart etc:

i beg my numerous female friends to sit down to pee and yet every time they visit i absentmindedly sit in the toulet water

a girl shoves her girlfriend on the couch. she playfully says "omggggg babe quit being so spiritually israeli" the girlfriend replies, exasperatedly, "ya gotta stop sayin that shit"

this is lovely!!! :D keep making art pls omg

@stupidtwink.bsky.social sorry to tag you but I wanted to share some fanart of your characters it gave me a chance to practice more thanks ❤️

its happened before

a girl shoves her girlfriend on the couch. she playfully says "omggggg babe quit being so spiritually israeli" the girlfriend replies, exasperatedly, "ya gotta stop sayin that shit"

SOMETIMES ITS LIKE THAT

i got recognized twice last night and both of them said “you do comics right?” which is less jarring than “are you stupid twink” even tho it gets to the point slower

never try to drive for 11 hours straight theres piss all over my fucking car

THE NEW ALBUM IS GREAT

nah im def still interested in them, i just like their dialogue to occur naturally so it feels real. thank you !!!

i have an idea for the next bitch and susie comic, i never meant to retire them for so long i just didnt wanna force anytthing with them yfm

i was born after the WTC ceased to exist and my type is women that were around 12 when it got blewn up

idk i feel like if a plane crazhed into the world trade center i wouldve heard about it by now

moral of the story is to find something you like to do so you can stay alive for a long time to get really good at it

i wanna enter my thirties drawing little critters that smoke too much weed and run away from home so they can come back and realize they were like their mother the whole time and also they like jack off to something weird i havent thought abt it yet

damn sometimes i think about how ive been doing this for two yearz and im still relatively rly young and if i keep doimg this for a decade i could get really good at cartooning maybe

lmao i feel ya on the last paragraph

god whoever invented the word woke is probably so pissed rn

if you are a young person that looks up to me somehow please do not do painkillers or any drug other than weed if u dont have a psychotic disorder and maybe psychadelics every once ina a while just be nice to urself yknow

got sick so i took nyquil and its reminding me what was so nice about painkillers, sometimes ya just wanna be sleepy and sway-y and relaxed

a four or five panel comic with a dog named bitch and a rabbit named susie they sit at a bar, clearly drunk. bitch says “what the fuck am i doing with my life” theyre in a club, bitch has just thrown up, she continues “sometimes i like get really sweaty and like feel like a stagnant dread over my total lack of ambition lol” they sit together on the couch listening to music, trash beside them. bitch continues “and i look at you” they stumble home, bitch continues “and all of your time im wasting” a free floating text box continues her thought “susie… dont you want something more?”

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