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Sean Roberts

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Baseball columnist at Pitcher List. dentist recommender, #iubb, and pacers

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lol the photo

16.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go Hoosiers.

19.01.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 478 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

My family is so annoyed with my β€œcleopatra was closer to the iPhone than the pyramids!” factoid

13.01.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok but the kick WAS good

10.01.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your college football team’s songs and traditions are so embarrassing. We’re literally all laughing at you.

My team’s, however, is totally cool and motivates our guys to play their best. You wouldn’t get it.

20.12.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThe car can go any speed it wants. Who am I to say?”
-giannis trying to get out of a speeding ticket

19.12.2025 04:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s really cool!

17.12.2025 12:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 there was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, FERNANDO

#iufb

14.12.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indiana Hoosiers imo

07.12.2025 04:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Game is getting tense. Wish there was a way to relieve the pressure, like with an uplifting song or something.

28.10.2025 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Brian Kelly introductory press conference as the new Wisconsin head coach)

β€œAhn Wiscahnsin dontcha know”

27.10.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure why more teams don’t try to win by 50 every week and refuse to lose

25.10.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I once saw an ump β€œbrush off” a painted on plate on a turf diamond! It’s not going anywhere!

25.10.2025 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noted carer of mariners fans feelings, Alex Rodriguez

20.10.2025 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I already feel sick

03.10.2025 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god you’re right. The older I get the more I mix up different iterations of the postseason

25.09.2025 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2018 cubs? Blew a huge division lead and then got summarily swept by the Rockies

25.09.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

17.09.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He should do one from Santa next

15.09.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lmao

12.09.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Awful camera angle looking like a game of pong, come on Philly!

12.09.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Should be true of the whole season, imo! MLB would have the entire audience to themselves and corner the coveted β€œworks from home, zoning out of meetings” demo!

09.09.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If a pinch hitter strikes out, you should get to do the at bat over with the guy that was originally in that spot

19.08.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I can think of one thing that might have provoked it

10.08.2025 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMets fan” is my favorite Tim Robinson character

10.08.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rake Perkins imo

#brewers

23.07.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a blue hamster wheel is sitting on top of a pile of rocks ALT: a blue hamster wheel is sitting on top of a pile of rocks

MLB: will you pitch in the all star game? We need some guys who can.
Phillies pitchers: No
MLB: (puts a pitcher that will throw on the team)
Phillies position players’ brains:

13.07.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And a hearty lol to anyone that thinks our problems of isolation and incivility will be solved if we could just come up with the *right* social media app

23.06.2025 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indiana Pacers, still

23.06.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

was ready to accept any outcome because the ride was so fun… except that one

23.06.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0