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@mementomori

If the law stops you from helping a child then you probably weren’t going to help anyways

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Get a loosey with your juice-y.

05.03.2026 20:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
screenshot of slay the spire 2 with the Ironclad supported by a bird attacking a trio of colorful enemies.

screenshot of slay the spire 2 with the Ironclad supported by a bird attacking a trio of colorful enemies.

Birb

05.03.2026 19:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A black cat laying awkwardly over a blanket with his bit in the air and back at a solid 45° yet sleeping peacefully.

A black cat laying awkwardly over a blanket with his bit in the air and back at a solid 45° yet sleeping peacefully.

Let the burdens of tomorrow weigh on me tomorrow. Let the burdens of right now weigh on me right now.

01.03.2026 03:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*unchucks your nunchucks*

28.02.2026 13:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A sign that says “外国人来华工作许可
系统故障,请耐心等待
Please wait patiently for the failure of the system.”

A sign that says “外国人来华工作许可 系统故障,请耐心等待 Please wait patiently for the failure of the system.”

Hail Satan tis Friday once more.

27.02.2026 12:21 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The soju revolution will not be televised. Or at least you won’t remember any of it.

26.02.2026 23:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m kind of ok with the $20 price tag for a 20 year old remake of a 25 year old game. What bugs me is Nintendo already charges for access to the emulator that these games released on. Like at least put the originals on the gameboy emulator.

25.02.2026 15:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fact Check: Jesse Singal Lies About Trans Care At The New York Times The New York Times spreads misinformation about transgender people yet again.

1. The New York Times, unsurprisingly, has released yet another hit piece on transgender people.

This time, it comes from Jesse Singal.

I fact check it in my latest piece.

End your NYT subscription, and put it towards people doing good work on the issue.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

24.02.2026 21:33 👍 2370 🔁 847 💬 52 📌 56

I’m gonna need a little more than a timeline cleanse. Have they made a DIY lobotomy yet?

24.02.2026 23:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A simple point and click interface.

24.02.2026 22:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone call Benn Jordan!

24.02.2026 19:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You and anyone else willing to include themselves in that “our” are terrible people. I hope bad things continue to happen to you until you see the error in your ways and seek redemption.

20.02.2026 21:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck up whatever you want, just don’t fuck up the bag

20.02.2026 18:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Howard Lutnick’s Sons Running His Old Firm Are Betting Against Trump Tariffs | the deep dive Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick is selling the tariffs he defends. His old firm, Cantor Fitzgerald—now run by his sons Kyle and Brandon—has built a market for refund rights on duties imposed under P...

Less a win for the constitution and more a win for the butt licks. thedeepdive.ca/howard-lutni...

20.02.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Animal Crossing should have multiple puns for items by now.

16.02.2026 21:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need less of a Joe Rogan of the left and more of a Mitch McConnell of the left.

14.02.2026 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Once again tis Friday and hail Satan.

06.02.2026 19:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Think bigger, little liberal

05.02.2026 21:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"The system sucks," or what a federal lawyer's comments really tell us about the Trump admin Julie Le's comments are shocking, but they are a problem of the Trump admin’s own making. And it goes way beyond one lawyer new to the Minnesota U.S. Attorney's Office.

The New York Times not linking to anyone who’s been reporting this — and then pushing it — is quite annoying!

Also, my story is much more detailed and actually explains things going on, in addition to linking to three other reports from other outlets. www.lawdork.com/p/the-system...

04.02.2026 21:14 👍 518 🔁 143 💬 7 📌 4

Do you know what a dictatorship of the proletariat means?

Also ‘our’ democracy is kind of funny considering neither party acts in the interest of workers but only in the interest of the wealthy. Like some kind of dictatorship of the bourgeoisie.

04.02.2026 12:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s exactly how I use it. 🏆

30.01.2026 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump looking at and pointing to the solar eclipse

Trump looking at and pointing to the solar eclipse

29.01.2026 20:25 👍 157 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February

"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March

"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman

29.01.2026 15:32 👍 15561 🔁 6928 💬 794 📌 380
Thumbs up Jesus from Dogma (1999)

Thumbs up Jesus from Dogma (1999)

Hail Satan tis Friday once more.

23.01.2026 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Inflated my tires. Let’s roll.

20.01.2026 22:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bottle that’s says MAGICAL PENIS WINE
神鞭酒
‘蛤蚧雄峯酒珍品

A bottle that’s says MAGICAL PENIS WINE 神鞭酒 ‘蛤蚧雄峯酒珍品

Hail Satan tis Friday

16.01.2026 21:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Liquid Glass is stupid and I hate it. Just give me regular solid backgrounds, you overly artistic weirdos.

15.01.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People enjoying the fruits of imperialism: Don’t worry. This will never negatively affect us.

15.01.2026 13:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aren’t they called third way because they found a third way to be republicans?

13.01.2026 21:17 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unspreadable butter - I can’t believe that’s not going anywhere!

12.01.2026 14:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0