Alex's Avatar

Alex

@alexrees

Voice with an Internet Connection, leftist oaf, trans rights, Parklife alexrees.substack.com

609
Followers
125
Following
104
Posts
19.09.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Alex @alexrees

Sources (me) saying "ELLA MCCAY" is the most Bluesky-coded film of 2025 and no I shan't elaborate

02.03.2026 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Part of the reason the former example got so out of hand is that people generally don't understand how live broadcasting works and it eventually became clear that both Bafta and the BBC let everyone down whether through incompetence or malice. Sucks!

01.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Single most charitable reading is that, following the Bafta debacle last week, the person in charge of the feed going out with a 10-second delay slammed the mute button when they heard "Fuck," but even having said that I'm not inclined to believe it

01.03.2026 19:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will always go to bat for that Bieber Christmas album honestly but... y'all okay

01.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to the BRITs, where every year in exchange for a maximum two good live performances you get a list of some of the worst nominations known to any awards ceremony in any discipline

01.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carly leaving cash on the table

27.02.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/lees... Lol, and may I add, lmao, and if I may be so bold, lmfao

27.02.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear to God if I have to wake up tomorrow to noted bibliophage Matt Goodwin as an MP I will haul my broke ass back to the continent where at least the far-right freaks can't pose with pints because they don't fucking do those in the Netherlands

26.02.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
head, shoulders, knees and ankles
head, shoulders, knees and ankles YouTube video by hemlocke springs - Topic

One day someone will write about how you can hear Lemon Demon's "Spirit Phone" in so much of the pop music of the last decade that it cannot be a coincidence www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmRu...

26.02.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to the Abbey Road sessions and Paul really was just doing anything

26.02.2026 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Raul Asencio injury

25.02.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do I need to have seen the MTV Unplugged recording before I see Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie

25.02.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. โ€œI consider it to ...

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

24.02.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 11750 ๐Ÿ” 5042 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 150 ๐Ÿ“Œ 275

A JOKE obviously but it's quite funny that the most Divorced party in the country wants to make it harder to get divorces again

24.02.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speak for yourself mate business is booming over here

24.02.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image
23.02.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- Scaling the News UK building, Fathers4Justice style
- Starting a one-man campaign arguing that Beyerdynamic DT 770 Pros are "for wankers"
- Start a poster campaign across London of all the worst offenders of not paying invoices on time

20.02.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suffered so much rejection from the media over the last 10 years that I'm considering doing something silly to get blackballed from the industry on purpose before giving up completely, suggestions welcome

20.02.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also one on there that is, functionally, a Darwin Deez song. Mixed!

20.02.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Baby Keem has a track on the new record where he sounds so much like Andre 3000 that I feel like I'm going insane (again). It has to be on purpose

20.02.2026 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for your email. Unfortunately, I have just learned about Punch the monkey and will be unavailable for several business days

19.02.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul

19.02.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From *a* big house to *the* Big House

19.02.2026 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VERY GOOD DAY FOR WOLVES

18.02.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MUNA sort of have one song, but it happens that I really like that song

18.02.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just clocked that Liverpool and Wrexham could be drawn in a competitive fixture for the first time in nearly 50 years, forcing me to root against Liverpool for the first time in my life. Frightened

15.02.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Valentine's Day to me and this kebab

14.02.2026 19:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ordering takeout is a laptop activity. Can't handle hanging out and ordering food because what, I'm supposed to assess my options on a screen so small? When my stomach is so large?

14.02.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"I will love it!" - Kevin Keegan's infamous rant
"I will love it!" - Kevin Keegan's infamous rant YouTube video by Sky Sports Retro

The very same! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk87...

12.02.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vocal stim of the last three days has been "Nuevayooooooooooool" and shows no sign of abating

11.02.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0