Sam Hall

I feel dumb for not “knowing” this…but I didn’t realize SIM cards just die after years and you just suddenly CANT MAKE OR RECEIVE CALLS ANYMORE UNTIL ITS FIXED.

Had to hire a lawyer to get a church to leave me alone.

I have a scar from using a replica of The Bride’s sword from Kill Bill.

Send Help is so good I wish I could rewatch it again for the first time. And Illuminati confirmed I am still obsessed with Rachel McAdams

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The way I need 2-3 business days to recover from trying to have the social life I did in my early 20s this weekend.

600-1530: work
1600-1730: pickleball
1800-2000: KPot BBQ dinner w/ friend
2200-100: speakeasy and jazz club
130-500: sleep
530-1530: work
1630: 💀😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤

Today:

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I forgot how much the show Scrubs makes me CRY.

PLEASE LET THE NEW ALICE HOFFMAN WITCHES IF CAMBRIDGE NOVEL BE GAY. PLEEEEAAAASE

Hyacinth Hippo is my spirit animal. She’s so majestic

Practical magic becoming a musical theater show is going to become my entire personality the second it opens

I had like at least 5 drinks in your honor at Epcot tonight @emandras.bsky.social 🤩 they’re all hitting me right now ish

Absolute icons. Frame it. Hang it in the louvre

Happy Birthday to the Queen of quips and our hearts 💖 😍 🥰

Love and miss you so much @emandras.bsky.social

*bows to your genius and greatness*

One of my favorite things is to annoy my sr boss. So when she texted the group saying “looks like Josh is our new CEO.” I said “wait…Josh who?” 😈

2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

Hey everyone!

Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!

But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.

I just resorted our list to put those on the top.

Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

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I’m so happy, excited, joyful, ecstatic! ALL OF THE EMOTIONS. 😍🥰 can’t wait to devour this movie like a chocolate cake

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Thousands of people in New York in response to the ICE murder of Renee Good: “We must topple the regime”

All of these theories about a secret episode are exhausting me because whilst there is a part of me that wants to believe it’s true, the realistic side of me knows it’s not and just wants to mourn the series ending, move on, and not get my hopes up.

The way I have become the person that sees grapes as my holy grail when I’m dehydrated

I’m just a lil Christmas goblin sitting wrapped up in my recliner staring at my tree with Rudolph on whilst eating holiday blend m&ms and Christmas tree cakes. Do not disturb

Yesterday:
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation

Today:
Jingle All the Way
Home Alone 2
Bad Mom’s Christmas
Scrooge (1970)
and all the claymation/stop motion ones

Every year I save my fave holiday classics for the last few days. But since I work tomorrow and then it’s Stranger Things time, I’m cramming them all in yesterday and today.

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Me if someone dropped off a baby to me #TheChristmasBaby

The delivery was perfection

“We didn’t agree to that it’s just something you said” #TheChristmasBaby

It’s only been 3 minutes and I’m OBSESSED

I love it so much I want to leave it up all year!!! 🥰 thank YOU for continuing to make such beautiful pieces

Very glad that my recliner sits directly across from my tree because I just keep STARING AT IT NOW thanks to the latest @nuutmeg.bsky.social stitch edition. The stitch menstruangel tree is now sitting on MY menstruangel tree with a lovely side of WayHaught. 💖🎄

I would just like to say Santa Clause 2 is the superior Santa Clause film because of ELIZABETH MITCHELL

There’s the Groundhog Day inspired short in Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas where Huey, Duey, and Luey wish it was Christmas every day.
And then it happens and they realize how exhausting and un-special it makes it.

And I am just now having the same feeling after eating Thanksgiving food all week