Mitildide 🦖

Ooh, communism. Okay! I understand

I didn't understand but if there's whipped cream I'll take mine on the side of the pie please not on top

Look at this thing. Fucking hell. It's incredible.

Both those religions are Catholicism I think

You wouldn't do that with SB around

Then I mail it to myself and SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

I blow on your nose

I was gonna send it to you both exactly for this purpose

I'm gonna put both of you in an envelope and put that envelope in a box and that box in another box and then

I thought you had deactivated?

NO

A little white and grey cat is sleep on his back. He’s smiling in his sleep, and nestles his head into my hand

How he sleeps knowing that my entire mental stability rests in his paws

I said I didn't want to have zombie sex

It's always a dude named Erwan saying shit like "we must return to the great French audacity of Napoleon" or other proto-fash bullshit

"Did you meet my parents? xD" yes, yes i have! Are you alright???

Parents who are the bad guy here love to say things like "Oh sure I'm the bad guy here" when they're in fact the bad guy here

WELL I CAN'T HELP

I refuse lesbian zombie sex

NO

i might deactivate next week, i feel like my MH is close to a breaking point — i find myself scrolling past horrors and i see myself not caring at all, like my ability for empathy has been sucked out

i know myself well enough that this sort of outwards nihilistic apathy HAS to be addressed

A very proud looking white and grey cat is sitting on top of a messy bookshelf

He’s so proud of

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

How to tell my wife love her romantic poem

MONTRE

"I should log you into Minecraft and see what happens"

move slow and repair things

On va sur deux ans de relation

La patate

Fred

Me: does this new outfit make me look gay?

My partners: this new outfit makes you look like a hippie

fucking murdered