Rod, the "Science Guy"

Yes, TNR is the plan, please stop asking

That's the plan

That's the plan!

Hope everything goes well, poor kitty

You're gonna be responsible for me though!

Got a young tomcat prowling about,and it's gotta be his first go around the sun, because he's pissing up everything probably thinking that my squad of huge eunuch cats are some sort of threat to him when all they want to do is sun themselves

Would love to lay back on that couch with my bass and pluck around with whatever he's laying down

ME was an abomination

The best OS windrows released before service pack 3 of XP?

First two points are valid, but are you really gonna talk shit about win 2k?

Mfers will tell you about the Honey Monster like it's a common experience

Around zero that night. Had the space heater going. Gonna end up paying for it literally

Last reskeet or whatever you call it these days:

Allowing myself some joy in my life is why I haven't I haven't domed myself

yes the world is on fire, yes you should do what you can to help, but no do not wait until the blaze is put out before allowing yourself joy because that is tantamount to self-harm. roleplaying the Stoic Emotionless Warrior benefits no one but your ego while adding to the burdens of those around you

You absolute fucking morons

Correct, but I'm dealing with old white people here

I live in a basement and it's currently -5 right now. I'm doing fine

We can hash this out later . We shouldn't be like this

Buddy, go outside

The first one, obviously. I have children to care for, but that doesn't stop me from delivering food to poor neighborhoods, it doesn't stop me from going to protests and giving medical aid when I can. I don't understand where you are coming from

You say we should know more about each other but you never bother to ask about anything

I am going to do none of this

What's my community?

Things I would like to do:

1.) load my shotgun

2.) shoot one of this fucking herd of deer that keep emptying my bird feeders

3.) enjoy some venison for months

Anyways gonna drink this bottle of soju and see where the rest of the night goes. I have no nearby military police to fight, so it might be a pleasant experience

3. Watching the FUCKING SEAHAWKS WIN IT ALL LETS GOOOOOOOO

My Superbowl watching experience can be summed up in three parts:

1. Explaining to my mom and her boyfriend how evil Ring is as a company

2. Explaining to my mom's boyfriend how having Bad Bunny as the halftime show only alienates people that the NFL has deemed lifelong consumers