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i do not live in idaho i do not live in idaho but sometimes when the wind blows slow and mountains rise up capped with snow i wonder what it's like to know the quiet life in idaho

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#thesimpsons #homersimpson

19.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I once went to KFC and they told me their fryers weren’t working so they didn’t have any chicken and did I still want anything, and I was like wtf do they even mean? like a Pepsi and loose corn?

18.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 662 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 1
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Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Sven drowned and then Fleurrie was raptured.

19.02.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

they should invent a cost of living that goes down

18.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2518 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 24
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Live updates: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested after Epstein files revelations as King says β€˜law must take its course’ | CNN Britain’s Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, police said. Follow for live updates.

Yeah
One old former prince before you
Just go to jail now

(apologies @thechrisbarron.bsky.social)

www.cnn.com/world/live-n...

19.02.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 352 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 1

FYI, this grant program is open to anyone communicating science.

It does not require that you went to school for science.

You could be a Ph.D. student, an artist, a community organizer, a teacher, or any other profession. As long as you are communicating science IRL in the US, you're eligible.

18.02.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

> butterfly in the sky
heck yeah, nature is beautiful!
> i can fly twice as high
oh damn we're doing a diss track

19.02.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1110 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5
Fox graphic of the "TOP 10 STATES WITH HIGHEST ELECTRICITY PRICES" featuring DC as number 10

Fox graphic of the "TOP 10 STATES WITH HIGHEST ELECTRICITY PRICES" featuring DC as number 10

congrats to DC on achieving statehood

19.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 16321 πŸ” 2339 πŸ’¬ 823 πŸ“Œ 249

We’re at bar trivia and the Girl Scouts just showed up. Diabolical. Brilliant. Exactly what we needed.

19.02.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 231 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

I need to stand near a cold, gray ocean soon. to replenish my HP

18.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 323 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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What if it's not a bluff?

18.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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🍷Happy National Wine Day🍷

🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊

Oops I’m a little late πŸ™„
I looked down and saw $80 on the sidewalk.
Being the good Christian that I am, I thought, what would Jesus do?
So I went to the liquor store and turned it into wine 🍷

Enjoy your day
We will be okay

❀️Love❀️
🦊Foxy 🦊

18.02.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 473 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 5

I think I’d be more pissed at my spouse who fucked my sibling than my sibling who fucked my spouse.
Spouse was a choice. Spouse made a promise. That’s the greater betrayal. Sibling… I could rationalize β€œwell, we like the same things.”

Anyway, back to shelving.

18.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 459 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 5

What do you call 2 ppl w Jesus ashes fighting in the grocery store parking lot? Trump Supporters

18.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ganavya: Tiny Desk Concert How do we find beauty in a broken world? This is the question that Ganavya's music asks, but lets you answer. At the Tiny Desk, she sings the poems of today in the language of today.

How do we find beauty in a broken world? This is the question that Ganavya's music asks, but lets you answer. At the Tiny Desk, she sings the poems of today in the language of today. n.pr/4tINXJk

18.02.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Get more from Skype a Scientist on Patreon Connecting people with science through conversations & art

A summary of what our Science IRL grantees have been up to for the last year will be dropping tomorrow (Wed.) at 9am Eastern over at patreon.com/SkypeAScientist

In the meantime, you can subscribe to our updates there!
I have a bunch of updates coming out soon, so now's a good time to subscribe.

18.02.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

blessed & thankful for another day of life & good health

18.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

going to the dough store. does anyone knead anything

18.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 682 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 7
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Hugh Dennis reveals how Outnumbered could return following his big Mock the Week comeback Mock the Week is back!

Hello. I had a chat with Hugh Dennis about returning to #MocktheWeek and how Outnumbered might come back www.radiotimes.com/tv/entertain...

18.02.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's true.

18.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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Ramadan Mubarak to everyone observing.

This is a month of reflection, discipline, generosity, and community. A reminder that justice and compassion are not abstract values, but daily practices.

May this month bring renewal and a lighter year ahead.

18.02.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 2814 πŸ” 503 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 19
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A 2-month-old and his family, who were held at an immigration detention center in Dilley, have been deported to Mexico, U.S. Rep. Joaquin Castro said Tuesday night.
The infant, who Castro identified as Juan NicolΓ‘s, was deported along with his mother, father and 16-month-old sister.
#ICE

18.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
I'm a London parent who hasn't vaccinated my kids against measles, let me explain

I'm a London parent who hasn't vaccinated my kids against measles, let me explain

It’s weird we never do stuff like this with other terrible decisions. Newspaper doesn’t run β€œI saw a half empty can of Mountain Dew left on the street and drank the rest of that mfer”, and the guy who drank the Mountain Dew is only hurting himself

17.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 2116 πŸ” 294 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 28

I think one of the best things about Bluesky and one of the things that is going to keep it from ever becoming as big as other sites is that everyone here has a real internal mistrust and dislike of people selling us something, either literally for money or for some sort of other gain

18.02.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 2623 πŸ” 264 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 18
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Success Skywarp

17.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Mysterious 'Hero' Dog Leads Police Straight to Missing 3-year-old Officer Says in Body Cam Video "As I'm walking to the front [door] the craziest thing happens: there's a dog, and he starts walking with me," said Thompson

Mysterious 'Hero' Dog Leads Police Straight to Missing 3-year-old Officer Says in Body Cam Video:
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mysterious-h...

17.02.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Afternoon Report: Tuesday, February 17, 2026 - The Loop From WBZ NewsRadio Investigators think a mass shooting in Pawtucket, RI stemmed from a family dispute. Foxboro has concerns with FIFA about the World Cup. A judge says Kilmar Abrego Garcia must remain free. Stay in "The...

Investigators think a mass shooting in Pawtucket, RI stemmed from a family dispute. Foxboro has concerns with FIFA about the World Cup. A judge says Kilmar Abrego Garcia must remain free. Stay in "The Loop" with WBZ NewsRadio. omny.fm/shows/the-lo...

17.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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JD Vance attempts to AI-splain concerns about AI spinning out of control to the CEO of Anthropic

17.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 574 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 11

The person who invented voicemail clearly hated people and wanted us to suffer.

17.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0