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I once went to KFC and they told me their fryers weren’t working so they didn’t have any chicken and did I still want anything, and I was like wtf do they even mean? like a Pepsi and loose corn?
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Sven drowned and then Fleurrie was raptured.
they should invent a cost of living that goes down
Yeah
One old former prince before you
Just go to jail now
(apologies @thechrisbarron.bsky.social)
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> butterfly in the sky
heck yeah, nature is beautiful!
> i can fly twice as high
oh damn we're doing a diss track
Fox graphic of the "TOP 10 STATES WITH HIGHEST ELECTRICITY PRICES" featuring DC as number 10
congrats to DC on achieving statehood
We’re at bar trivia and the Girl Scouts just showed up. Diabolical. Brilliant. Exactly what we needed.
I need to stand near a cold, gray ocean soon. to replenish my HP
What if it's not a bluff?
🍷Happy National Wine Day🍷
🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊
Oops I’m a little late 🙄
I looked down and saw $80 on the sidewalk.
Being the good Christian that I am, I thought, what would Jesus do?
So I went to the liquor store and turned it into wine 🍷
Enjoy your day
We will be okay
❤️Love❤️
🦊Foxy 🦊
I think I’d be more pissed at my spouse who fucked my sibling than my sibling who fucked my spouse.
Spouse was a choice. Spouse made a promise. That’s the greater betrayal. Sibling… I could rationalize “well, we like the same things.”
Anyway, back to shelving.
What do you call 2 ppl w Jesus ashes fighting in the grocery store parking lot? Trump Supporters
How do we find beauty in a broken world? This is the question that Ganavya's music asks, but lets you answer. At the Tiny Desk, she sings the poems of today in the language of today. n.pr/4tINXJk
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blessed & thankful for another day of life & good health
going to the dough store. does anyone knead anything
Hello. I had a chat with Hugh Dennis about returning to #MocktheWeek and how Outnumbered might come back www.radiotimes.com/tv/entertain...
It's true.
Ramadan Mubarak to everyone observing.
This is a month of reflection, discipline, generosity, and community. A reminder that justice and compassion are not abstract values, but daily practices.
May this month bring renewal and a lighter year ahead.
A 2-month-old and his family, who were held at an immigration detention center in Dilley, have been deported to Mexico, U.S. Rep. Joaquin Castro said Tuesday night.
The infant, who Castro identified as Juan Nicolás, was deported along with his mother, father and 16-month-old sister.
#ICE
I'm a London parent who hasn't vaccinated my kids against measles, let me explain
It’s weird we never do stuff like this with other terrible decisions. Newspaper doesn’t run “I saw a half empty can of Mountain Dew left on the street and drank the rest of that mfer”, and the guy who drank the Mountain Dew is only hurting himself
I think one of the best things about Bluesky and one of the things that is going to keep it from ever becoming as big as other sites is that everyone here has a real internal mistrust and dislike of people selling us something, either literally for money or for some sort of other gain
Success Skywarp
Mysterious 'Hero' Dog Leads Police Straight to Missing 3-year-old Officer Says in Body Cam Video:
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Investigators think a mass shooting in Pawtucket, RI stemmed from a family dispute. Foxboro has concerns with FIFA about the World Cup. A judge says Kilmar Abrego Garcia must remain free. Stay in "The Loop" with WBZ NewsRadio. omny.fm/shows/the-lo...
JD Vance attempts to AI-splain concerns about AI spinning out of control to the CEO of Anthropic
The person who invented voicemail clearly hated people and wanted us to suffer.
