DragonMyAss 🇨🇦 @VF

You need a product to counter the spices. "Ghost Pepper" will cause any pain from the original spices to completely vanish. Apply liberally to the affected area.

And he can't wait to get to Subway.

That's right. Win a free slut. Rental includes one evening of mutually agreed upon fun.

That's the kind of escape I need. Cartoonish reckless abandon with just a whiff of being a sociopath.

However you can offer advice as to how "soap works".

I am convinced that this secret has eluded more than a few con goers.

I need a PC game with some driving. Somewhere along the lines of GTA5 / Cyberpunk 2077 / Promise Mascot Agency. Or maybe some racing?

Must be: Fun.
Low penalties for plummeting from the sky.
Good physics (!)
Vehicle damage is a plus.
Good solo storyline.
No online play.

Ideas?

America will get there eventually. Much like Tap/Chip and pin they'll end up adopting it 10-15 years later.

Ignore the gear, the issue is ... the sex drive. Or burnout. Getting older means that the drugs and fun can get less fun.

Get some blood work done and get your hormone levels tested. If you aren't exercising, that helps a lot. Maybe bend the ear of a therapist/psychologist for an opinion?

Maybe you no longer need the gear and the real horny animal was you all along.

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"Would a centaur big spoon like this?" A centaur big-spooning using his human arms, horse body draping off the bed. "Or like this?" A similar image with the centaur spooning with his horse legs, human head draping off the bed.

🚨 CENTAUR THREAD INCOMING 🚨
Behold, all my horrible centaur memes in one place.
First, the most important centaur question:

One of the kids I went to high school tossed a rock at a duck and got a ticket for 'molesting a duck'.

I assure you, the monetary fine was not the punishment when the entire school found out he had been charged with molesting a duck.

Many motorcycles have a real improvement with braided lines too. ABS is snappier, it's easier to do stoppies. The modulation is real nice. I didn't bother with my Tenere but I have converted many of my previous bikes. The new bikes have better made lines so it's less worth it.

The brake feel is a whole lot better with braided lines. It is less springy. I'm even running them on my lifted Astro van and the ABS performs so much better.

Estimated cost to 'completely end hunger in America'.

$25 Billion.

New toys for the shop. The math says 169,560lbs of force. But I can add 1-2 more cylinders to increase that by 1.5 or 2x at the expense of speed and money.

Or force yourself to go to the gym. Tune the body, it tunes the mind.

Badtimes

Theme song- open.spotify.com/track/1mvK5h...

Bunnies are trouble

They changed their mind. It is now back but will no longer be developed

Just wait til they replace the Judge and Prosecutors with Ai.

If you want to protest, wear a N95 mask so you don't catch a cold and leave your despair rectangle at home. Plan a time to meet, wear a watch. If you need navigation print out a map. Does mapquest still exist, grampa?

Do it old school. Bring a digital camera, delete the EXIF data.

Tag on side of train door. “ nine inch rails”. Space “ pretty freight machine”.

It’s a punny tag reference.

🎶There's no cock like horse cock 🎶

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You don't want to understand what the 'rapists of the sea' are saying. Some things are best left mysterious.

Canada here. Remind me again how this worked out for Austria?

My vehicles are offline and are not connected to the hive mind. Once your warranty is up, some copper tape (tinfoil hat) over the cellular antenna will stop those pesky car mind control thoughts. Use a separate phone for Nav, because you can always choose to leave your despair rectangle at home.