Miri 🐶

Hey there! This may come as a shock but you’re my favorite insect.

Of course we can! Silly tree.

The best part of waking up…..

Such sage advice

Okay but. You are too biased. I’m an objective observer. So…..hot

Woman who is hot. As usual 🥵

Hehehehehehehe….yeah…..

Wow. Then we’ve been having a fuck ton of sex lately.

Dives in and makes out with you

It can be fun. Arf!

You in boots was meant to be. Good tall pup

Girlfriend gets sick and doesn’t see anyone for 5 days.

Posts slowly become more and more unhinged as she falls deeper and deeper into madness.

Uh heheheheh hi!

Awwww your mom sounds adorable

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. I love you so fucking much baby.

I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen you in ten years. 🐶

I hate weapons of war. It’s all fun when it’s a video game but why does this shit exist in real life?

Fucking text. I don’t know if you are being sarcastic or not 😭

I can’t even count how many times we’ve done this lol

Arf! Woof woof woof! Awowowowoof

This is how I know I succeeded

So he’s….hawkeing turmeric?

I do this constantly. Packing a medium sized suitcase for a 3 night stay. What will I feel like wearing? What will fit the occasion? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I know that feeling.

Yeah that was my vote. She’s just the perfect amount and type of unhinged.

Brienie power

😭

What nightmare is this?

This moment lives in my head rent free often.

I don’t think she thought you were any sort of man babe

Awww shucks do ya mean it?

Like Eva I have spent years avoiding this exact thing 😂