Dr Jen's Beauty Lab

I've been trying to use distilled water to wash and condition my hair, but it is really friggin complicated haha. I need the shower head filter!

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

Another exhibit for Nature Is Metal

A meme that has a man looking at the camera with his hands up that says 'you can always break someone's meta glasses, it's always morally correct.'

Documents Reveal a Web of Financial Ties Between Trump Officials and the Industries They Help Regulate ProPublica is releasing a trove of disclosure records that detail the finances of more than 1,500 Trump appointees, including former lobbyists, industry executives and at least a dozen officials who d...

NEW: ProPublica is releasing a trove of disclosure records that detail the finances of more than 1,500 Trump appointees, including former lobbyists, industry executives and at least a dozen officials who declined to identify former clients.

Me: Gonna be a nice, easy day in the lab.
The Lab: Hehe you need to make Anti-Acne face wash, Five Fruit face wash, Fissure King balm, Skin Tight night cream, Nudie Cutie, Stretch Armstrong, New 20 Eye Cream, Time Rewind body butter, Happy Ending makeup remover, and Hydro-Bomb body butter. Get busy

Sometimes you uproot your happy life to move back to the midwest for your dying mother and then you learn that she's a raging narcissist who is incapable of caring about anyone but herself. Is healing the mother wound seeing your mom for the nightmare person she's always been?

Loooool, I accidentally left my melter/bain marie on overnight and it wasn't heating, so I panic-bought a new one, only to discover that my old one has a safety feature that turns off the heating element if it's on too long. It is happily warming up as we speak. 🤦🏻‍♀️

These people are fucking bonkers

this photo looks like the last thing you’d see before waking up in a tub of ice with a kidney missing

If you have any sensory issues with my products, I am always happy to work with you. I have a few clients who get the ick from feeling lotion under their nails, so I either put their product into an airless jar or send a lil spatula for them to use. Being ND myself, I get it. ❤️

A screenshot of a post that says: 'i've been waking up at 3am to move my neighbor's trash cans slightly every week and he hired a priest last month' Vent/Rant this started 2 years ago. my neighbor gary reported me to the HOA because my trash cans were "visible from the street" on a non-trash day. i got a $50 fine. i said okay gary, okay. every wednesday night i set an alarm for 3am. i go outside in dark clothes. i move his trash cans about 6 inches to the left. that's it. just 6 inches. then i go back to bed. the first few months he didn't notice. then one morning i saw him standing in his driveway just staring at them. he moved them back. next wednesday. 6 inches. he started putting a rock in front of them to mark the spot. i moved the rock too. he installed a ring camera. i approached from the blind spot behind his bushes. i know his yard better than he does at this point. last summer his wife came over to ask my wife if we'd "noticed anything strange in the neighborhood." my wife said no. i was standing right there. i ate a granola bar and nodded. in october he had the house blessed. i watched a priest walk through his front door. i saw them standing in the driveway praying over the trash cans. i almost felt bad. almost. he's started bringing them inside his garage now. so i've pivoted to moving his welcome mat 2 inches every week instead. i will never stop. i don't even remember what being normal feels like. the HOA created me.

If you aren't this level of petty, don't even invite me to your petty party. Some of us take this shit seriously.

Reunited with this banger and it feels so good

Hey, fyi, dermatologists receive zero training on how to take care of skin on the daily, so maybe they aren't the holy grail for recs on skincare products. You know who DOES know? Estheticians. Me, haha. 'Dermatologist recommended' is not the flex they're going for.

I’m actually not sure we can come back from “prediction markets for war crimes”, as a society. I think this might be it for us.

Oh come ON, they think we're idiots. This is clown car shit

🧪Frances Arnold was a single mom of 3.

That didn’t stop her from doing pioneering work that would eventually change biotechnology.

Her method of directed evolution created enzymes that
had broad implications in industry.

She was the first American woman to win the Nobel in Chemistry in 2018.

Wallace the frenchie is leaning on my leg with his face all smushy

Smush face

Brooklyn Dad blocked you! Good job!

Local bitch with 4 generations of drinking problems checking in. I live to beat those bitches' asses, it's fun and morally correct

Thunder snowstorm! Hell yeah, Kansas, that's the good stuff

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! So friggin cute!

nazis frothing at the mouth in bloodlust swinging their war boners around

liberals glad it happened but mildly disapproving of the lack of paperwork

socialists being told to shut up about it because it risks the midterms somehow.

yep just like every other resource war of imperialist aggression

A decent chunk of my political philosophy is embodied by the phrase "It's never okay to kill children."

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Whaaaat? That's so random haha

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A bunch of square containers with ball-shaped lip balms in them

Can I get away with calling it the 'Fuck It, We Ball' edition of lipvana?

A ball-shaped lip balm in a square lavender-colored container

Success!

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this