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@codecoffeecode

pnw gremlin who drinks pourover, builds keebs, plays video games, and reads queer smut πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™

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A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16546 πŸ” 3359 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 175
Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/

02.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 2212 πŸ” 381 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 14
A world map that features the times Relooted is launched in different African countries. Only Africa is highlighted.

A world map that features the times Relooted is launched in different African countries. Only Africa is highlighted.

WORLDWIDE release times for Relooted’s launch tomorrow!

09.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 760 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 42

I've been sitting on this screenshot for about 2 weeks to be able to post it

09.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

09.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 32627 πŸ” 9752 πŸ’¬ 528 πŸ“Œ 350
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Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an β€œAbolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon.

Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social

25.01.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 10211 πŸ” 1912 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 181

America should have spent this weekend dunking on the Steelers hiring Mike McCarthy but instead we’re watching lawless idiots defend an obvious murder while the mad king hosts movie screenings for billionaires

25.01.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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It doesn’t matter if Alex Pretti had a gun Nonviolence is a double standard

I don't think it matters whether or not Alex Pretti had a gun www.theverge.com/policy/86745...

25.01.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 2859 πŸ” 476 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 45

They murder a man in cold blood and wait around to watch him die. There is no hell hot enough. Abolish DHS. Impeach, convict, remove. Trials as soon as possible.

24.01.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 3492 πŸ” 851 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 35

the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace

24.01.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 3388 πŸ” 597 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 13

It used to be that victims of murders in the U.S. would be smeared by InfoWars and Gateway Pundit as a way to fetishize guns and violence for ad dollars and supplement sales, with the added benefit of cozying up to far-right politicians. Now that work is done by CBS News.

14.01.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 13481 πŸ” 2935 πŸ’¬ 200 πŸ“Œ 79
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Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards Once you’ve traded your principles for proximity to power, do you even run your own company?

Sometimes you just have to let @lopatto.bsky.social say it out loud www.theverge.com/policy/85990...

09.01.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1017 πŸ” 286 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 41
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For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

09.01.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 8318 πŸ” 3692 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 124
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β€œEmerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”

08.01.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 20092 πŸ” 7142 πŸ’¬ 920 πŸ“Œ 537
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams

02.01.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 11331 πŸ” 1735 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 62
Saturn Devouring His Son, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636, πŸ“Έ by @TiffanyATrump

Saturn Devouring His Son, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636, πŸ“Έ by @TiffanyATrump

via @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social on Twitter: Saturn Devouring His Son, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636, πŸ“Έ by Tiffany Trump

02.01.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 1493 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 7
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27.12.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wishing everyone at Naughty Dog a very Merry Unionize Right The Fuck Now Holy Shit

18.12.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 1160 πŸ” 323 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6
2D movie poster of the upcoming film Hilda, centering a girl wearing a yellow dress and brown hair, and her frog familiar as they stand surrounded in a jungle-like setting.

2D movie poster of the upcoming film Hilda, centering a girl wearing a yellow dress and brown hair, and her frog familiar as they stand surrounded in a jungle-like setting.

I'm so happy to announce my first legit short film undertaking, Hilda. This 2.5D animation is brought to life in Blender with the inspiration and courage drawn from the unwavering and beautiful human-made animation community. It's finally my turn to give back to my beloved community.

#animation

05.12.2025 06:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Me in a black t-shirt and jeans showing off the worst farmer’s tan I’ve had since I played rugby in high school.

Me in a black t-shirt and jeans showing off the worst farmer’s tan I’ve had since I played rugby in high school.

I guess it was sunny today.

06.04.2025 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
What is sex?: Sex Ed #1
What is sex?: Sex Ed #1 YouTube video by CrashCourse

As of 2022, only 29 US states required some kind of sex ed in schoolsβ€”and about half of those didn’t require the information to be medically accurate. Where you live shouldn’t dictate your quality of education.

The first episode of Crash Course Sex Ed is available now!
youtu.be/SkSItIS_Xl0?...

13.03.2025 19:24 πŸ‘ 1836 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 23
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Hollywood Directors Give Their Thoughts on Latest Death Stranding 2 Trailer Hideo Kojima has blessed the world with the latest trailer for Death Stranding 2: On the Beach. Naturally the entire gaming world is buzzing but…

Hollywood Directors Give Their Thoughts on Latest Death Stranding 2 Trailer
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

13.03.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence WASHINGTONβ€”Following a daring operation that saw authorities seize the man’s property and detain him in an undisclosed location, FBI director Kash Patel announced Thursday that federal agents had unco...

Feds Uncover Terabytes Of Free Speech During Raid Of Protestor’s Residence

13.03.2025 15:13 πŸ‘ 2095 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
theonion.com/egg-companie...

13.03.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 13338 πŸ” 1767 πŸ’¬ 244 πŸ“Œ 125

Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead

06.03.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 38436 πŸ” 5482 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 252

This might be the first and last time I endorse sending a dick pic to someone who didn’t ask for it.

28.02.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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How to Contact ProPublica Securely β€” ProPublica ProPublica is an independent, non-profit newsroom that produces investigative journalism in the public interest.

If you are or were a federal worker, we want to hear from you.

➑️ Reach out: propublica.org/tips or 917-512-0201 on Signal.

27.02.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 154 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
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Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it.

Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on.

Making this my pinned post.

04.02.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 5779 πŸ” 3681 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 94
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Kendrick Lamar's special guest was none other than Compton's finest Serena Williams πŸ”₯

10.02.2025 02:07 πŸ‘ 3919 πŸ” 377 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 42

So many of America’s white grandpas just learned who Kendrick Lamar is and then learned who Drake is and then learned to hate Drake.

10.02.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 3709 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 11