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@whimsicalnerd

quilter | angel city fan | adhd | professional korok hunter | still taking covid seriously

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It is true that if your goal is to maximize the number of clicks on a given piece of content, you don't want to produce a 3,000-word piece. But maybe not everyone should be trying to maximize clicks! Maybe it's okay to target a smaller, more devoted audience. Indeed I've bet my entire career on it.

06.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 515 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon

At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

07.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1847 πŸ” 761 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 64

the music + chaos makes this certified internet platinum

07.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 13298 πŸ” 2863 πŸ’¬ 319 πŸ“Œ 183

hahahaha omg I'm so tired it's like I'm drunk.

It's not that they're trusting "mommy bloggers" over medical expertise. It's that those people - and it's not just women doing it - are able to dispense life threatening medical advice with zero consequences.

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know how to say this exactly but I don't think the problem is just that people are willing to believe random people on the expert for medical advice, but that people are able to horrific disseminate medical advice without any consequences.

And it's not just "mommy bloggers" doing it

06.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

idk i do think refusing to vaccinate your children is a moral issue. how much blame someone deserves can depend on what type of information they have access to or how capable they are of understanding it, but you are culpable if your children die of a preventable disease. you just are.

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 11

Perhaps an early (bad) sign of what is to come:

Vinay Prasad, who helped lead a campaign against lifesaving mRNA vaccines at FDA, is being welcomed back to the University of California San Francisco, where he was prior to joining the Trump administration.

07.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 631 πŸ” 176 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 29

If allying yourself with an anti-vax lunatic and helping him gut public health in America while children die of vaccine-preventable diseases doesn’t get you expelled from academia, then the whole system is utterly broken.

07.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 385 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

I'd also like to nominate "SPECS OFFENDERS". Thank you, I yield my time.

07.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 938 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

move slow and repair things

06.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 3490 πŸ” 1101 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop this! Stop doing this stupid shit! It's language-generating code, that's it!

02.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

this isn't the worst of the Democrats' statements, but statements like this are a stark reminder that to many people, the real issue with the Iraq War was that Americans died. everything else is a footnote.

01.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 1864 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4

Cannot recommend highly enough making something with your hands to keep the despair at manageable levels

01.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

01.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 8820 πŸ” 2917 πŸ’¬ 189 πŸ“Œ 236

WOW. 19 people, all who were imprisoned and mistreated in a foreign prison at the direct command of the United States, are brave enough to say β€œWe are innocent, and we will endure more time imprisoned to prove that.”

I can only admire the enormous courage such a move takes.

28.02.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 4656 πŸ” 1389 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 14

β€œAgain and again in the new trove of documents, Mr. Epstein inserts himself into the medical decisions of young women. It’s unclear whether they gave him permission to do so. Under federal law, doctors are not allowed to disclose private medical information to third parties w/o a patient’s consent”

28.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I can’t recall another politician ever expressing this direct of a sentiment before. (depressing! it’s so simple!) it’s difficult to explain how it feels to wake up and find your country is bombing the place your family grew up. again

28.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 2431 πŸ” 411 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote:

"The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same."

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

28.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4710 πŸ” 1653 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 29

Posting photos of dead children helps who exactly? What are you doing? What is wrong with you? Call your therapist.

28.02.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 374 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A digital drawing of author Maia Kobabe, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair wearing a patterned blue shirt, who scowls while holding up a copy of eir book GENDER QUEER: A MEMOIR. Maia is saying: H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban my books, and any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps and say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

A digital drawing of author Maia Kobabe, a white nonbinary person with short brown hair wearing a patterned blue shirt, who scowls while holding up a copy of eir book GENDER QUEER: A MEMOIR. Maia is saying: H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban my books, and any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps and say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

27.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 3859 πŸ” 3249 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 69

I'm pretty meh on the rest of the paralympic events, but very excited to watch the hockey.

26.02.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm only linking this to point out the historical parallels, not fearmonger that we are in 1:1 the same situation with the same outcome, but ...

remember that while history might not always repeat, it always rhymes.

the GOP's intentions are clear, and their actions are even clearer.

26.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

The reason you can’t give a single inch on anything be it trans rights or dignity for unhoused people is that they, democrats and republicans alike, will take it and say thanks what else is in your pockets? They won’t say thanks actually.

26.02.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 6297 πŸ” 1562 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 26

Every 6 months a company I've never heard of leaks my social security number and I'm supposed to act like them losing it is worse than them having had it without my knowledge.

25.02.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

25.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 5306 πŸ” 1937 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 68

β€œShah Alam’s death comes just 15 months after his arrival in Buffalo in December 2024. He is survived by his wife and two sons.” Border Patrol leaves nearly blind, non-English-speaking refugee to die in the winter cold a few miles from his home

25.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

Mirror baby, fridge baby, window baby, car baby... so many friends to meet

24.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

23.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 19286 πŸ” 2922 πŸ’¬ 344 πŸ“Œ 1

i hope you and your social media team at least consider delay-posting to vichy-twitter (posting there only an hour after you post on other platforms - if they want to see potentially news-making statements immediately they then need to leave X)

22.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1866 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 10