hell ya brotha

yeah, soph, accuse him of being a ball hog, guys love that

I am going to see him so often in march I hope I get over this

update: he yapped and I was like 🥰😍

you're cool, I'm cool, what's not to like

I've decided it's a healthy crush

my wrist is aching and that's my witchy wrist. something is happening and I don't like it.

my chest hurts

omgggg you like meeee
take your pants offff hahaaaa

[me trying to keep my spirits up] divorces happen every day

hello???

found out when he casually dmed me last week and we chitchatted for four hours straight it was HIS BIRTHDAY???

this crush is going to wreck me.

I am now going bec there are other people in the same physical capacity as me. also he was not subtle at all with my best friend in trying to get me to come.

it's okay, blame it on my daddy issues

this is good, it will help me get over this unattainable crush.

sorry my dude I cannot participate in crawling around running away from lasers games. I have an injured back. it was fun while it lasted but pls forget me.

my crush is a gym bro nerd (help) and is trying to get people together to do a high energy physical jump around obstacle course room type game place and I just looked at it and cried actual tears

Sophia (brunette white woman wearing gold framed glasses and jewelry, with a black shirt, oversized black cardigan, and light blue wide leg jeans smiling softly with no teeth at the camera) pushing her glasses up her face and standing by a graffitied wall - a prominent feature is a graffiti grim reaper that is bigger than her.

what if we kissed by the graffiti grim reaper

ideal body type

Tucking myself in betwixt two voluptuous sheets of lasagna ✨

this is about me

that means I'll be posting here more tho

unfortunately I'm extremely cool and funny and charming so he wants to be friends with me and has no clue I'm ripping my hair out

so he's exactly my type and unavailable and this is going to be my hyperfixation for about 6 months probably

he's a little pretentious but I kinda like that nerdy shit

would lick

hey so you should kiss me actually

they always come through

it's important to say I love you to your vibrator