@noisetheorem
A collection of unusual yet benign mutations assembled from the remnants of dead stars. Also a musician and IT Security Professional. Supporter of equality for all and tired of voting for old white men. Whatever the future is, it’s not that.
@verizonofficial.bsky.social This is the last actual straw with you. I have 4 phones on a family plan and we will be looking for alternatives as our contracts expire. May you have the day you deserve.
@verizonofficial.bsky.social If Id known it would take that long I wouldnt have bothered ordering online and would have gone to a store where I could have walked out with a phone. Now I’ve got almost a week without a phone because of your inability to count days and fulfill promises
@verizonofficial.bsky.social I was able to get around the MFA problem and get a phone ordered with 2nd day expedited shipping on Thursday. I assumed 2nd day shipping meant I would get my phone Saturday, but today I get tracking that it wont be here until Tuesday. This is ridiculous.
@verizonofficial.bsky.social : Fuck you. My phone was destroyed on Wednesday while I was traveling. Without my phone, I couldn’t get into my account to order a replacement because I cant receive MFA codes. You provide no alternative.
Do tall people know how annoying they are? Fuck tall people.
My LinkedIn summary:
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Behringer crave anal…
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I missed the Super Bowl because I don’t give a fuck about the Super Bowl.
They probably think scratching itches is gay.
K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.
Current class assignment:
1. Do something simple
2. Do something also simple
3. Do something you could basically do while sleeping
4. Write a full PCI DSS Compliance Policy
5. Use proper citations
Piece of cake.
This one may seem like it doesn’t fit my studio. It is definitely a nostalgia trip. My first analog synth was a 106 and I admit its looks are a partly why I got it.
It is also every Roland box I’ve ever loved in one. There’s a lot of variety and a very old school workflow.
I've got a bad case of Friday brain fog today.
Unlikely they go open source. More likely is that someone is going to buy the rights and keep that part going.
NI entered insolvency. its all over the music news.
Everyone bitching about NI and Kontakt possibly going away. Meanwhile my E-mu E4XT Ultra and Yamaha TG33 still work just fine...
I want to go back to the time when ‘vibe coding’ meant you were a developer at a sex toy manufacturer. Please?
How Korg missed the opportunity to call the Phase8 the HeinBox is beyond me.
so...I accidentally deleted my TG33 sample library from my hard drive at some point. I am therefore sampling it AGAIN. I'm taking the opportunity to make it a bit better, too. Here we go with another SampleRobot hearing test!
Backup your shit, folks. Don't be me.
Listening to demos and starting to think about the work to release them as an album.
1. Find all the project files (done)
2. Fix the mixes
3. Come up with an order
4. You catch the man
5. Mastering
6. Cover art
7. Toss it into the void
8. Profit (LOL, no. )
I am sorry, but I can’t see the new Korg Kaoss Pad KPV and not read KPV as Korg Papilloma Virus. I just can’t.
I have at least 4 songs I think I could finish and put out an album....except that means making cover art and coming up with a name. "Delusions of Artistry" may be appropriate.
I’m going through demos I put in SoundCloud over the last 3 years….and I think I made an album and didn’t know it…
Now to see if I can find any of the projects.
How to lose friends and alienate people:
#synth #electrosound #synthesizer #beats #synthsky
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Having grown up in the 80s, I’m very familiar with why tape sucks. ADAT, aside from being kitschy, doesn’t have anything to make it desirable vintage. Early digital sound was not so good.
I have an old Sony in the studio I use for sampling and effects!
I’ve..uh…actually considered this…
Studio goal this week: I want to get the PolyEvolver, Subsequent 37, and Monarch together so I can sequence them from the Schrittmacher. I want to get my Berlin School Freak on.