Ellesome (she/her & zhe/zher)

I'm so sweet when I cum my girlfriend says I'm makin koolaid

still haven;t found a job. i was 400 dollars short on rent and owe cashapp 80 dollars on friday. please, anything helps right now.

Hey Chuck, you and your friends have access to hitler regularly you better be planning something.

i will need all the help i can get with rent come the first. please consider requesting a tarot reading.

"stimulating the economy" vs stimulating your prostate which one feels more real?

"Stimulating the economy" by absolutely destroying the bathroom in every chic-fil-a

fuck you i’m not listening to some dipshit who’s never even had a finger in his ass

Elle is resplendent in the afternoon sunlight, her blue hair framing the right side of her face and matching the blue in her pink and blue flannel, with an orange cotopaxi fit over the top. She is in the passenger seat of a car and has a crooked smirk on her lips, highlighting her double lip piercing below her brown aviator sunglasses. Reflected in her right eye lens is you, dear reader - as well as in her heart 💙

there's a hole rusted in my trunk and I just don't have anywhere else to hold my thousands of rusty nails while I drive through deep red areas

Ok who the fuck is elon musk?

i adore this photo very pnw

The fortress of Barad-Dur atop which sits the eye of Sauron, but I've added hand emojis pointing to each other to make the classic uwu sign

Sauwon

please love me sun
don't try me moon
why would you ignore me rising

Jesse Welles’ UHC song whips, I gotta post it in 2 parts because of Bsky’s video limit, and here’s part 1 (part 2 goes way harder fyi)

volume up

500 twice a week is 1000! tell that fucko you're worth easily twice that

time for a marathon of all the holiday episodes. Legit the best tv holiday episodes imo

Never do anyone's job for them. Never kill yourself. Make them come kill you.

Neve Gallus from Dragon Age: The Vielguard

Lesbian with a dildo shaped prosthetic leg. It's her peg leg

listen, absolutely disavow individual acts of violence, but have we thought about a pogrom for ceos? Apparently it's all gucci to propose and politically push for those

Make sure you take your limit and wear black, this hunting season is rare and we don't want to scare the herd.

an unidentified person wearing a black hoodie holding something in his hands labelled "Ballot", which is pointed at the back of Brian Thomspon, the late CEO of UnitedHealth, labelled "Ballot Box"

of course i support electoralism

DM me if you are a tgirl microbiologist who has manufactured a fast acting estrogen dart. It's time to start making allies

Why do other people need to bestow your quest with value? Most art perfectionism is for the artist and the listener/viewer knows nothing of the tireless toil that goes into the piece. If you want to be popular, you din't have to be good. If you want to be good you won't always be popular.

A Scene from Star Trek: Lower Decks S4E4 where t'ana is holding up a vial towards a pheromone sex worker on Orion who is reacting by saying "Don't! All I have is my stink." She is me.

When the mall perfume sellers come for me

Glad we're out here innovating english 🖖

what a christmas! 💚

bsky.app/profile/elle...

muahahaha it begins

I recommend enjoying it and wearing a lil chain for fun

we question the placement of breadwinner rather than the necessity. There's plenty of food to go around and we're playing the hunger games out here

the transphobes are all coming here now that we have left Twitter because they need someone to harass and abuse. without that they have nothing to connect or drive them. nothing to feel like they are pushing back against.

They need us. we don't need them. don't give them a moment of your time.