I thought for a moment Jorts was reading from a Charles Dickens novel set in London in Victorian times

How much weight would it take to go over the prepaid value? How many pennies or worthless foreign coins would it take to go over the weight? Asking for a friend obvs

Black cat, blurred, leaps off a wicker basket into a cat tunnel in a living room

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

It is with heavy heart (and, unfortunately, deep affection) that I must reshare a snippet from the 1980s masterpiece “Yes, Prime Minister”, in relation to Russia’s drone attack on a NATO ally.

NOTHING will prepare you for this 45-second story arc. From "I'm just doing this because I love the flag, it's totally grassroots, and I'm not part of anything political"... to who actually gave him the flags the night before.

Anyone who believes it is an innocent movement needs to see this.

Its Saturday, don't forget to shave your weasel before you go out.

Perhaps some time on the naughty step?

A few thoughts before #Eurovision 2025 grand final.

This is an event that asks contestants and viewers to put politics aside for a night and enjoy a song contest, created in 1956 when all participating countries were at peace with each other, 11 years after most of them had been at war.

Those little fingers are perfect for weeding that spot! You're enhancing the fine motor skills and building strength in fingers ready for learning to write in a few years time.

I think I dropped off the email chain, can you add me too?

@jortsthecat.bsky.social

A palm tree on fire next to an abandoned Cybertruck in Los Angeles

Los Angeles January 2025

Excellent! Thank you! I was pondering this as I drove the M4 towards London earlier. I knew someone on the internet would know!

What's the one by the moon earlier at dusk tonight?

Police shoot man dead in Worcestershire on Christmas Eve Ambulance service called armed officers to an address in Redditch over concerns for the safety of a man with a knife

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024... festive news from UK

Three tins of tuna, two treat packs and a three hour uninterrupted nap break a day.

Was it the sound of capitalism groaning? It worries me too.

@nataliesfergie.bsky.social

Can confirm it is!

@nataliesfergie.bsky.social

And Jorts would never go in that coffee chain that begins with the letter S. Not after they didn't recognise unions

Retweet if you forgot these aren’t tweets!

In some parts of the world, kibble bushes grow like weeds. It's a real problem in some places.

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