It’s Brendan again

They should change up the starters in Pokémon. Enough grass/water/fire. Gimme bug/poison/normal

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

Caught ‘twixt wind and water.

At least you got the break first!

Jemaine Clement would kill it as Hades

Those sure are words

Fullymodo

Who was Notre Dame’s bell ringer BEFORE Quasimodo?

Meanwhile with Lucky Dave I felt like I had to warn my neighbors that there was gonna be a lot of shouting and please ignore it

I’ll walk ten miles before I run one

Beautiful day today

Day 12 they should invent a water that has booze in it.

A line cook octopus cooking a bunch of stuff simultaneously. At least two of his tentacles are holding cigarettes

Why am I still waking up with a headache?

Damn, Sig-Sauer, when you’re right, you’re right.

7 days into no drinking and my bartender friend texted me to tell me she misses me

Kylie & Jason Kelce compete to find out who is the best curler in the family | FAFO Ep. 3 YouTube video by Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce

My favorite part of this is how much jason and kylie are obviously in love youtu.be/G90zGu06cd0?...

Moneyball

Also Pat gave up shots, so you’ll have to take two

🤝

On a related note, the Guinness 0.0 sure does taste like a Guinness

“You must understand: these are nobles. They have titles, lands, much to risk.”
“And the common man who bleeds on the battlefield, does he risk less?”

I am 99% certain Pat grabbed grapefruits instead of oranges for this sweet and sour sauce. He promises me they’re not. 99% sure I don’t believe him

Three angles of a trash can broken almost completely in half

“Regular wear and tear” according to south whitehall township.

New season of Cien Años de Soledad in august get hyped

The old saying “make sure you have a knife in a gunfight.”

[threateningly] it’s baseball season.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

New muppets is perfect