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Jellicle Alexander

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34 year old dad of 2 background in political science & law he/they bisexual, Minneapolis educator

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I couldn’t get Baldur’s Gate 3 on there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

05.03.2026 18:12 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

03.03.2026 18:38 👍 3883 🔁 1230 💬 73 📌 160

Specifically Hind Rajab.

03.03.2026 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dear Cis,

You are having a moral panic about trans people being mean to a New York Times columnist. In the middle of a war in Iran killing hundreds of children that has been advocated for by the same institution for decades.

Please calm the fuck down and rethink what you are doing.

-trans people

03.03.2026 04:16 👍 187 🔁 37 💬 1 📌 0

i love how this is the nazi rag people say you have to defend the workers of, for some reason

02.03.2026 17:32 👍 564 🔁 79 💬 14 📌 0

just fyi “soldiers are too poor and they have to kill brown people for the state. that are uwu smol beans.” is the same shit as “i was just following orders.”

it’s fucking nazi shit and people need to get that through their thick fucking skulls with a quickness

02.03.2026 20:32 👍 361 🔁 108 💬 6 📌 1

You started a pile on, but not how you expected lol.

02.03.2026 18:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nice reading comprehension.

02.03.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I knew you were stupid, but this is next level stupid. Room temperature IQ level.

02.03.2026 05:17 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s not just their opinion pieces. It’s how they distort narrative with their fucking disingenuous reporting: never knowingly untrue, I am happy to concede, but always passed through a filter:

02.03.2026 04:43 👍 67 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

here’s hoping

02.03.2026 05:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I forgot that California went red by one vote. 😢

02.03.2026 01:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m also 34 so I’m allowed to say it

01.03.2026 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vocabmogged and 34maxxing

01.03.2026 22:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My four year old tattled on me to my spouse when I told some agents to shit themselves to death lol

01.03.2026 22:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[tossing the imperial boomerang] Look at how far it flies lol!

28.02.2026 19:22 👍 450 🔁 49 💬 5 📌 0

I’m hoping to buy a bunch of extra fireworks in July to celebrate when he finally dies, but I’m starting to think I won’t make it in time

01.03.2026 21:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah yes, a reminder that @governorwalz.mn.gov sucks fascist boot when it comes to actual actions.

But at least you post through it, hey Timmy?

01.03.2026 20:28 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

She’s been a liberal for at least a decade. In 2016 she was hard in the paint for Clinton and started a years-long beef with Susan Sarandon of all people over it.

01.03.2026 20:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s been like this for a decade at least. I remember the Messing-Sarandon beef from 2016.

01.03.2026 19:51 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is this a joke?

01.03.2026 19:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The IRGC snuck into Iraq and painted a fake road leading into the Euphrates River, tricking her poor rube son into driving into it.

01.03.2026 17:10 👍 111 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

They’re in fact much worse.

01.03.2026 14:57 👍 261 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean it isn’t their only speciality. Also babies and the elderly. But children are definitely a big one.

28.02.2026 23:41 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t speak for us.

28.02.2026 21:53 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s cool how it took a crooked New York real estate guy and shitty guy from the Philly suburbs to show that international law is completely meaningless

28.02.2026 21:10 👍 40 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

28.02.2026 12:48 👍 8077 🔁 2836 💬 56 📌 99

Slaughtering children but in a spiritual way

28.02.2026 15:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tax evasion can be good depending on what the taxes go to. Wearing shoes is always good though.

28.02.2026 05:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would simply eat these decent dogs and be content

28.02.2026 05:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0