Laura Ingles Wildest

Would people be so surly if the halftime show had been opera in a non-English language? Vinceró!

Way past time to dump Spotify. Already problematic, but now if a song receives fewer than 1000 listens, artist is paid NOTHING. $0.001 per listen was stupid, but this affects small artists. There are at least two other major music streaming services that, for now, treat artists poorly-but-fairly.

re: shutdown, repubs are giving big “the one who smelt it dealt it” energy

In the spirit of fridge cigarettes, I’m calling my mini cans of Diet Coke “friginia slims”

SO great!

68 days in the mojo dojo casa house and I’m ready to rollerblade on outta here

All right, it’s time to activate the coven

🚨🚨🚨 The first breeder of the Golden Retriever was named…

Dudley Coutts Marjoribanks, 1st Baron Tweedmouth

OF COURSE he was

I don’t care how many people turn buses into homes on the internet, imma watch every one

me watching the bachelor like the world’s not ending

HE’LL NEVER LEARN TO TALK NOW

Don’t go see Wicked while your puppy is home in a crate 🥺

I spend a lot of time thinking about how muffins are just frosting-less cupcakes. It’s like my Byzantine Empire or whatever.