I think too many people nowadays are unable to understand that joy and sadness and anger can all coexist, that they're not mutually exclusive.
And that it's necessary to feel joy amidst great anger and sorrow to keep from losing yourself entirely to negativity.
Ah yes, America's thriving cyberinsecurity industry.
Maybe if we convince the orange idiot that this means foreign actors could steal the unredacted Epstein files and release them he'd suddenly turn in the other direction.
Though knowing him he would still manage to make the situation worse.
An entry found in the least serious Apocalyptic Journal.
Little did the fools know that I had cleverly spiked their water with water, that most hydrating chemical!
So many of the same people who were screaming about punching Nazis and Nazis sitting at the table a few short years ago are now full-on supporting Nazi candidates while accusing everyone who objects of intolerance (and of being controlled by the "Zionists").
What is this actual Fifth Column shit.
Fear the cutie who has achieved 100% metabolic efficiency.
It has fairly little to do with the actual nudity.
A violation of privacy and trust remains such regardless of one's state of dress.
Half the demands people are making are for things they're already doing and half of the other half are demands that they do things they currently are literally incapable of doing from their minority position. The rest is usually just bizarre Leftist, time-wasting performative nonsense.
The people who keep demanding "more!" from Democrats are usually people who could get every single demand they make delivered to them on a silver platter and still insist that the Dems are doing nothing and failing forever.
Whether it stems from ignorance or malice, it's all equally useless.
I'm not religious, but I wouldn't ask too many questions if a few people got turned into pillars of salt on live TV. I'd go with it.
Every instance of interacting with these completely disconnected numbskulls feels like involuntary participation in some kind of grossly unethical psychology experiment.
"Just because he has a Nazi SS tattoo and constantly interacts with antisemites doesn't mean he's an antisemite!"
I honestly can't tell if this is some kind of kindergarten-level gaslighting attempt or the actual state of the average Platner Stan's brain.
Do you really think this refuge in audacity nonsense is actually going to convince anyone that you aren't openly and proudly supporting a Neo-Nazi?
"Why yes, he is Nazi trash, and yes, we support him. No one cares about Nazis anyway lol!"
I remember when Horseshoe Theory was commonly dismissed out of hand as cynical and reductive. What a time to be alive.
It turns out Taco Tuesday is a much more ancient and universal tradition than we realized.
There are a couple of very creepy Dungeon Soup episodes relating to this.
He's actually shockingly forgiving for having walked in on what he perceived to be his son being eaten alive. Most parents walking in on that would switch to "utter destruction" mode immediately.
But of course that wouldn't be nearly as funny, so obviously this is much better!
A phrase that brings fear to the patient, frustration to the doctor and delight to the medical researcher.
Definitely so much ickier than the guy who likes grafting body parts onto himself or Mr. Coprophiliac the Ultra-Asshole or Ms. Corpse Hugger or...
I had no idea medieval people had wells to supply the beer that comprised the entirety of their daily fluid intake!
Just a complete lack of self-preservation instinct.
I really hope they learn the lessons the GOP failed to learn when the Tea Party rolled in.
Amazing to see the Nazi apologists coming in to progsplain the openly bigoted former Blackwater merc with an SS tattoo to the poor, less-informed proles who just don't understand why fascist white men are the only thing that can free the country from the grip of fascist white men.
If they're already hanging outside of you then you might as well.
I agree. It's a good thing that's not what has actually happened.
And of course much less of Gaza would be destroyed and much less of its population dead if Hamas didn't have another openly stated policy of using civilians and civilian buildings as ablative shielding.
The Israeli government is obligated to defend its people and country against invasion, mass murder and kidnapping by people who describe themselves not only as Israel's enemy, but as having the intent to murder every Jew in the world as a matter of official policy.
Knob Hobs.
What if instead of Parasprites, Condom Fairies?
Only now, when it is too late, do you realize the gravity of your error.
All I'm getting is that this person really just wants an excuse to go build a cabin in the woods.
Which is worrying, because with this level of reading comprehension I don't think they'll be able to understand any of the manuals and guides they'll need to live that way.
