Meaghan O’Malley🖤🩶🤍💜

Here is a question for my followers near and far. What is a Scorpion Bowl? There is only one correct answer.

Generals gathered in their masses…
Hegseth’s calling them fat asses…

I don’t even know what to think anymore😬

Apologies to Black Sabbath, of course

So this is how I am envisioning Secretary Kegbreath’s big boy military meetup.



https://youtu.be/LCW6Kte2o1A

I have reached the age where a kid with braces on his teeth hits a walk off win, and I watch it over and over and cheer like I’m his mom.

YAY RED SOX! THE MOST SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT BASEBALL TEAM IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND ALSO OUTER SPACE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

I am happy for those kids and I think they’re lovely. They both do a lot for charity and I think they’re both pretty positive role models. And they’re cute as hell. Even as an asexual/aromantic person, I love seeing love, and I’m always happy to celebrate it.

My new glasses are being delivered tomorrow and I feel like it’s Christmas Eve! #Old

I just snort laughed so hard that it hurt my nose.

Summer refreshment tip: Gin and tonics are much more enjoyable with gin in them. I drank half of an “and tonic” when I went into the kitchen and saw on the counter the unopened bottle of gin. I was wondering why it tasted so weak🙃

We all need this right now

https://youtu.be/XqLTe8h0-jo

I would like to set up a whole Korean barbecue in the front row of a Beach boys concert right the fuck in front of Mike “Love”. He has been awful for as long as I can remember, and I’m 55 years old.

TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

My apartment is barely big enough for me, my cat, and my mobility devices. I don’t need some creep robot here in the way.

My fabulous mom in a pink mini dress that she made for an officers dinner at Whiteman Air Force Base. Missouri was not ready for this New England girl. She was a scandal.

 Happy heavenly Mother’s Day to this fabulous woman. She taught me to be kind, inquisitive, brave, inclusive, funny, and how to be a bargain shopper. She introduced me to Motown. She was also nice enough to allow me and my sisters to inherit her fabulous gams. I love you, mom.

I’d hate to be the guy who has to embroider the name onto Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa’s Conclave jersey.

Remember when Doug Mientkiewicz and Nomar Garciaparra got traded at the same time? It’s like that. Except that there are no conclave jerseys.

This guy should go skiing on a sunny day and get back to me.

I just figured out that this is my fifth conclave.

JP (the one who only lasted a month before he got whacked by the Vatican)
JP II
Benedict
Francisco
New Pope

That seems like kind of a lot, doesn’t it? I mean, I’m only on my third Archbishop.

#PopeDraft2025

I finally took my snow shovel out of my car and brought it upstairs to my apartment. I am trying to counteract any curses by leaving my bedroom window open tonight. No matter what the weather does you can’t blame me.

I always thought it was kind of rude to serve ham for the homecoming of a Jewish man. Hi Jesus, glad you’re back! We made a big feast in your honor. Oops, you can’t have any.

You never really know how much life a 17-year-old Maine Coon has in her until you see her rocketing across the living room with a half eaten chicken wing in her mouth. She moved with the speed of naughtiness.

My hillbilly cat won’t even try the new bed that my friend got her.

a goat with balloons in its mouth and the words happy birthday on the bottom ALT: a goat with balloons in its mouth and the words happy birthday on the bottom

@euphoriacaramel.bsky.social happy belated birthday!

I had a needle biopsy today and now I have to sleep with a bra on. Honestly, not a huge fan of this requirement. #freetheboobs

Ariana Grande looked very pretty last night. She also looked like one of those toilet paper dolls from the 70s, but a very pretty one.

It’s OK, they’re his formal clamdiggers.

Why is it even necessary to have gender listed on ID? Picture, age, height, eye color. Simple as.

Hair color and weight can change. Cosmetic enhancement can change. Pictures can’t accurately show gender.

I just checked the ADA availability for tickets for Kendrick Lamar at Foxboro in May.  there are exactly 6 tickets available. Three accessible and three companion. Each ticket is over $300. I guess I will be sitting this one out.☹️

I was trying to make a Henry VIII joke, but this is even better.

I was making a coconut red lentil curry, when my brain decided to have little ocular migraine. After I threw up everything that I’ve eaten in the past year, and lay down for a little while, I was able to have some over rice, and it was delicious. Now I will sleep for 3 days.

I sincerely hope that Tom and Zendaya ask Rihanna to be their flower girl. It’s only right. ☂️☔️🌂☂️☔️🌂☂️☔️🌂