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Natalie Metzger

@thefuzzyslug

πŸ’€ She/her 🎨 Illustrator and designer πŸ”οΈ Pacific Northwest πŸ”— https://thefuzzyslug.neocities.org/links πŸͺ²πŸ¦€ Here Be Bugs πŸ•·οΈπŸ¦ 🚫 No genAI

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it's the tiny grunts with headrest/side-eye that really worm their way into one's soul

06.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
fuzzy photo of cardigan corgi sitting and slurping up a tiny piece of turkey from my fingers, big nose forward view, little tongue, bug rug and galactic blanket in back/foreground

fuzzy photo of cardigan corgi sitting and slurping up a tiny piece of turkey from my fingers, big nose forward view, little tongue, bug rug and galactic blanket in back/foreground

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hand feeding pieces of turkey from my sandwich to my corgi because I am too tired to resist the top tier professional begging and thus am teaching him some terrible lessons I will curse past me for later

happy Friday

06.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just can't get enough

13.11.2024 17:03 πŸ‘ 2594 πŸ” 709 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 7

πŸ’œ *waves noodle arms in solidarity*

06.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what is it about the floor that sometimes just laying in it recharges your battery way fast, whats the science of floor time

06.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 286 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 1

ppl who still commission their favourite artists even in this era where everyone is broke and genAI is being pushed on us at every opportunityβ€”you are appreciated more than words can express!!!

05.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 10458 πŸ” 4145 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 87

However, many folks do need to attend the larger conventions, and the big'uns do have many good aspects. In any case, just reason 5 billion to treat artist alley folks with kindness, show them some love, don't ask for discounts/free stuff, and tip generously! (y'all have tipping turned on, right?)

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is super rough! Help out a fab artist (if you can)!

05.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone is wondering why I'm doing tiny local cons this year rather than large ones (large one kept my fees last year when I couldn't attend cuz of broken bones), this is why. Also, tiny ones are so much nicer on all fronts and for me, at least, 1 day = same/+ $ (after all this is accounted for).

05.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s likely the artist behind that ECCC table paid at least

$450 for the table
$500-700 for lodging
$150 (+) for food/drink
$300+ for merch.

The financial risk is real! Be nice to the creators behind the table and even if you don’t got the $$ to spare, a kind word goes a long way.

05.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1085 πŸ” 307 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 45

If you're wondering why I only exhibit at AZCAF, which is down the street from my house and only costs fifty bucks, this is why. Large comic conventions are absurdly expensive to table at. I can't even exhibit at Phoenix, five minutes from my house, because Artist's Alley costs $600 dollars.

05.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Blue budgie bird holding a variety of cheese.

Blue budgie bird holding a variety of cheese.

Blue budgie bird holding a variety of cheese.

Blue budgie bird holding a variety of cheese.

Cheese thief budgie bird painting wrapped up! πŸ§€ I love a good cheese heist

(Available $150, 5.5x5.5 inches)
DM if interested!

PS. I'm also open to doing custom paintings of birds+snacks in this style..DM if interested!

25.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
A pair of Hawaiian coots engaged in nest building. The male in foreground has just handed (beaked?) the female a large stick which she will incorporate into their new home. She has the stick crosswise in her beak

A pair of Hawaiian coots engaged in nest building. The male in foreground has just handed (beaked?) the female a large stick which she will incorporate into their new home. She has the stick crosswise in her beak

Did someone say #NestBuilding for the #BirdOfTheDay theme? A pair of 'alae keΚ»okeΚ»o just after Dad made a stick delivery--at Kealia NWR the coots sometimes make nests right near the boardwalk, I guess they feel pretty safe in the reeds and the people must make the night herons nervous. :) #birds πŸ“·πŸŒΏπŸ¦‰

04.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Text reads: Oh no! I was supposed to be at ECCC but instead I caught the flu! So it's time for a huge shop drop. There's also a doodle of me laying in bed. A collage of various risograph prints, stickers, and a book fill the page.

Text reads: Oh no! I was supposed to be at ECCC but instead I caught the flu! So it's time for a huge shop drop. There's also a doodle of me laying in bed. A collage of various risograph prints, stickers, and a book fill the page.

Folks, I caught the flu this week and won't be able to make it to ECCC. I've just dropped a bunch of new/con exclusive stuff on my online shop to help make up for the loss, and you can get 15% off til 3/15 if you use the code "BOOFLU"

kendrap.com/shop
Shares greatly appreciated!

05.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 7
hand holding a small maple bowl in front of a lavender bush

hand holding a small maple bowl in front of a lavender bush

can i offer you a tiny bowl in these trying times?

www.galdrecraft.com/product/alta...

05.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes. these are all best fish.

04.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Doodle sketch of giant Meh figure in clouds with flying eyes around them. There are big letters around Meh saying: "Just sketch, bro. Be free."

There is small person down below with pen and paper saying "but my lineart". 

Meh is my sona!

Doodle sketch of giant Meh figure in clouds with flying eyes around them. There are big letters around Meh saying: "Just sketch, bro. Be free." There is small person down below with pen and paper saying "but my lineart". Meh is my sona!

"I love the look of my sketches but I hate doing linearts and..."

THEN STOP DOING LINEARTS πŸ“£πŸ’₯

It's thats simple. No "if's" or "but's", just do what you enjoy, not something that you feel obligation to! Don't feel miserable, stick to things you love doing! ❀️

04.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

😍😍😍!!!

04.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*pulls chair up to table, pulls jug of syrup closer*

04.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Out Now: The Staircase In The Woods, Paperback Edition The day is upon us when The Staircase In The Woods achieves its final form, which is to say, trade paperback. (Okay, no, I don’t literally know if it’ll be its final form β€” I only…

Today is the paperback release of THE STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS, woo hoo! Tell your friends, family, and foes about it. And also I offer some thoughts on the book and its time out in the wild so far at Ye Olde Bloggery Hut:

03.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 12
Watercolor painting of a pair of puffins nestled together

Watercolor painting of a pair of puffins nestled together

A puffin duo snuggling together. I was so charmed to learn these birds do snuggle up to each other like this and I had to paint it :3

Painted for a member of my tiny painting club!

#birds πŸ¦‰ #birdart #watercolor #art

02.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An orange and white Devon Rex cat stands in a cardboard box tower with a fuzzy wand toy in his mouth.

An orange and white Devon Rex cat stands in a cardboard box tower with a fuzzy wand toy in his mouth.

He has taken his toy to his special Murdering Box. #catboxsunday

01.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thread from last night. I live in KS. It is a state with a small population (just under 3 million). There is a vibrant LGBTQIA+ life here, but resources can be scarce, and a lot of awfulness happened quickly. I will be adding to the thread when I have more information.

01.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, a literal coat of arms would be quite fashion. Very couture. Very vogue.

01.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 1193 πŸ” 365 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 13
6 bad doodles with text under each one.
horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab.
shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style.
crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes.
shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away.
crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped.
horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.

6 bad doodles with text under each one. horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab. shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style. crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes. shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away. crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped. horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.

#InvertebrateShitposting as per @joabaldwin.com's request

19.02.2026 07:20 πŸ‘ 1517 πŸ” 508 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 17

it went really well! thanks! ❀️
I hope you had a good show too!

01.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All set up! πŸ€

28.02.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fish Doorbell – It's almost here! β€” The Fish Doorbell Zie je een vis? Druk op de Visdeurbel dan opent onze sluiswachter de sluis en kunnen de vissen doorzwemmen.

FISH DOORBELL IS BACK ON MARCH 2!!!
visdeurbel.nl/en/

28.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 19

All set up! πŸ€

28.02.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0