Brendan Bergen

I can’t argue with the results it worked flawlessly

Toddler just ripped up a napkin, put the strips in her mac and cheese, pulled the strips out, and yelled triumphantly “IT WORKED!”

The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm

Imagine a vampire, pulling back from a bite, and having orange makeup all over his fangs

Weird coincidence: two of my besties from different parts of my life went on to have pet cats that are famous on the internet

And after all that, the Pitt/Cruise AI fight scene appears to have been just digital BG and face replacement on multi-angle green screen reference videos of two real live human stuntees fighting.

In other words, like most AI hype — it was a con. www.shokunin.studio/blog/2026/2/...

My toddler has become obsessed with watching “A Bug’s Life,” and I don’t mind since I think the movie has an important lesson (Kevin Spacey should be ripped apart by birds)

Nice thing about going to a state school in a flyover state instead of an Ivy is none of my professors were sharing sex crime tips with Jeffery Epstein

[Elon, struggling to change the topic away from the documented confirmation that he begged to go to sex crime island and do sex crimes]

“Hey! Did you now that I am also racist??”

The shuttle program ending felt kinda like the future getting canceled

Focke-Wulf employees are pressing company leadership over its work for the Luftwaffe in internal company memos

Ripped sign on the ground that says “go Now!”

Ominous debris sighted on walk

I don’t share Ted’s politics but I think we can all agree it’s a good idea to leave Texas.

it all started with the response to this video

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

Very funny he immediately forgot her name after she handed over the medal.

Everything in this economy is either a scam, a subscription, or gambling. Except for “Full Self-Driving” which is all three.

i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop

2027

PlayStation is $1000 because AI data centers bought up all the RAM

Spider-Man Game is $100, but no workers got paid since it was made with AI

Start game. It plays itself. Spidey swings to Time’s Square, and spends 2 hours looking at FanDuel billboards.

Putting out a call for the 4th Annual Vulture Stunt Awards. If you're a filmmaker, actor, stunt pro, critic, etc please DM me and I'll get you a ballot ASAP. We have to keep the voting industry-based though so please don't take it personally if I can't get you one. Anyhow, hit me up!

Told myself I was going to post more and post better in 2026. Not off to a great start.

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

Just staying up to midnight is now my equivalent of “going out.”

Tumblr post from “just girly things” with the caption “being excited to see what the new year has to bring” over a pic of a sign that says “hello 2016”

Deadass?

Germans love the Christmas movie The Hard

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

Santa Claus from the 1996 m&m’s commercial

Santa, with the power to know if people are good or bad, should then assumedly know every person alive.

HOWEVER, in the commercial where he meets the M&M guys, he’s shocked to learn they are real.

Does this mean the talking M&Ms exist outside of human morality?

I don’t like that the Kia logo looks like KN