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@marquells

Blue. Former Army. Hater of AI slop. (He hates AI slop; AI slop offends him.) A scientist. Mostly hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon. Pronounces it "read." Esse Quam Videri

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Officers are obeying one of the shitstains from Fox

07.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man with a beard is making a funny face and covering his mouth with his fist . ALT: a bald man with a beard is making a funny face and covering his mouth with his fist .
07.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Hammerhead Shark Rushing A Circling Sphere of Cownose Rays in the Gulf near Clearwater, Florida
A Hammerhead Shark Rushing A Circling Sphere of Cownose Rays in the Gulf near Clearwater, Florida YouTube video by See Through Canoe

A Hammerhead Shark rushing through a circling ball of Cownose Rays in the Gulf near Clearwater, Florida.
youtu.be/ZHc1eptEzIo
#nature #awesome #animals #sharks #ocean #florida

07.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ί

07.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I made this for men like him

07.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aragorn: You have my sword.

Legolas: And you have my bow.

Gimli: And my axe.

Me: And my shitpost.

07.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

* splut *

07.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump to mass death: Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― The president's shruggy nihilism extends to Iranians, US soldiers, and you.

Trump's shruggy nihilism extends to Iranians, US soldiers, and you.

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3
Screenshot of an X post by Jonathan Lemire reporting that when asked if Americans should worry about retaliatory attacks at home, Trump acknowledged the possibility and said some people will die when you go to war. Below is a photo of Trump wearing a red β€œUSA” hat and pointing.

Screenshot of an X post by Jonathan Lemire reporting that when asked if Americans should worry about retaliatory attacks at home, Trump acknowledged the possibility and said some people will die when you go to war. Below is a photo of Trump wearing a red β€œUSA” hat and pointing.

This is what he thinks of our safety and security.

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 713 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 85 πŸ“Œ 12

It has always been a death cult, even before they put on the red hats.

07.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jean-Luc Picard is my favorite Sith Lord

07.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4
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a bald man wearing a red and black uniform with a star trek logo on his chest ALT: a bald man wearing a red and black uniform with a star trek logo on his chest
07.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

US Americans, we all have more more enemies now.

maga, you hurt us all, and especially your own

07.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's really bad for the world that half of the American political system has convinced itself that the concept of diplomacy is fake and gay

06.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1376 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 9

magas, listen to this and see what good people are like

07.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are two kinds of people in the US, yes, out of more, but this:

There are people who landed on Fox News and left it on for decades

And those who didn't watch Fox at all.

And look where Hegseth is now.

I want my fellow npr listeners running government institutions, not these murderKlowns.

07.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The biggest winner Tuesday night was voter turnout.

Even if your candidate didn’t win, Texans should be proud of this. Voters showed up in huge numbers.

05.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 3120 πŸ” 735 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 50

Selling khakis and giving blowjobs at the mall

Winning

07.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking A

07.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh snapppp!

Rev. Dr. Jamal Bryant at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:

"The service wouldn't have been this long if were able to go to the Capitol, but the Capitol is now only reserved for pedophiles and podcasters."

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

06.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1813 πŸ” 583 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 39

He made some good music some time back, but now he just another fruitcake.

07.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I made no fallacy.

Association is not enough to judge.

Do you think you're a lawyer or something?

07.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck you again magas

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody: ...

Perverts: I need these glasses

06.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The state of the US in 2026:

I'm holding a protest sign that reads:

FEDS MURDER

NO JUSTICE

NO PEACE

And a 12ish year old on an electric bike rides by and shouts FAGGOT

06.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cloud in the blue sky shaped like a lil mushroom penis

A cloud in the blue sky shaped like a lil mushroom penis

We have a glans sighting

I read: a circumcised cloud formation, over

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stick it up in the air!

06.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bill Clinton on how Rev. Jesse Jackson called to talk to his daughter during his impeachment drama:

"He didn't know if I was going to be president in 6 months, he didn't know what was going to happen, but he liked Chelsea. I thought shorty had good taste."

🀣

Such a great story.

06.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 281 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

This is the correct nomenclature

futurism.com/future-socie...

06.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Say no to pervert glasses.

06.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0