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I make silly videos about beautiful little video games. Girl dad. Stroke survivor. Accessibility advocate. Lover of fetch quests. youtube.com/@danbeforetime Business inquiries danb4time@gmail.com

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AI slop? Really?

05.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This war isn’t an emergency that requires us to give the president more latitude. It’s a monstrosity that requires that judges, lawmakers and above all citizens work to preserve the integrity of elections and the republic.

05.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 2843 πŸ” 919 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 21

If we had ANY high-speed rail anywhere in this country, I would consider blaming individual states. But alas...

05.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing an eagle mask and an american flag stands in a crowd ALT: a man wearing an eagle mask and an american flag stands in a crowd
05.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for β€œArmageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been β€œinundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

03.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 12804 πŸ” 6376 πŸ’¬ 1308 πŸ“Œ 4132

So it's a war now?

04.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This week's episode will be a couple days late because it has to be PokΓ©mon Pokopia!

04.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol. whiney ass music in the 90's, whiny ass commentary in the 20's

04.03.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So excited for PokΓ©mon Pokopia!

02.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so excited to play this on my sleep channel @sleepylittlegames.bsky.social!

02.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's looking increasingly likely that console gaming will be the only (semi) affordable option in the near to mid-term. Keep those PC's and Consoles clean and cared for!

02.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, who could have guessed that?

02.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They spent billions on regime change in Venezuela and left the Maduro's head of torture in charge.

They are now spending billions on regime change in Iran, knowing the most likely outcome will be harder line leadership.

We do not have serious people running our country.

01.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 6742 πŸ” 2127 πŸ’¬ 316 πŸ“Œ 93

This fucking country

28.02.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On this date one year ago

27.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is actually so dope

27.02.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this fkn industry, man

27.02.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surprising no one. In part because the right will never hear about it.

23.02.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

”My bone chair is made from over 200 human bones, but it you think about it, a human is also made from over 200 human bones…”

21.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 375 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

bad take

22.02.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sheesh man. That's brutal.

22.02.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

PC?

22.02.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump Defies Supreme Court Ruling
There. Fixed your headline.

21.02.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right!

19.02.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

19.02.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A few of us even understood this immediately

19.02.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Classic style" = buggy mess?

19.02.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The UK arrested Prince Andrew. Hakeem Jeffries is telling Democrats not to boo Trump at the State of the Union.

19.02.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 5166 πŸ” 1450 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 114

how about no

17.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

go the fuck away. please.

17.02.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0