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Brian Coulter

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You know how many cups of coffee I need to function? Zero. The possibility of Twitter’s death fuels my mornings.

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Rob Thompson even remotely hinting at using Garrett Stubbs as an IF/OF/C utility role is grounds for termination and possible institutionalization.

06.03.2026 22:25 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Another banner trade deadline for the winter sports here in Philly!

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.03.2026 18:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Perfect Phillies story. Completely self-inflicted stupidity in an entirely harmless manner.

06.03.2026 18:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Growing confidence in Andrew Painter after learning that his career was nearly derailed by desserts.

06.03.2026 18:02 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
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A leaner Andrew Painter is moving better than ever. One reason is ‘fewer trips to the Dairy Queen’ As he worked toward breaking into the Phillies rotation, Painter cut down on "sweet treats" to help him get back to his ideal weight. He's noticing the difference this spring.

Andrew Painter likes dessert.

He once ate an entire pumpkin pie in one sitting.

He and his teammates would get $3 cookie skillets every Tuesday in Clearwater.

But not anymore.

Painter is leaner now. He's feeling great.

“Fewer trips to the Dairy Queen,” he said: www.inquirer.com/phillies/and...

06.03.2026 14:40 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 3

It’s now $3.39, so this has been a fun week.

06.03.2026 11:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The true beauty of the American government is the endless supply of really stupid people in really important roles.

05.03.2026 18:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've seen enough: Steve Toth (R) defeats Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R) in the #TX02 GOP primary.

04.03.2026 02:38 👍 614 🔁 99 💬 28 📌 76

Wawa went from $3.09 to 3.25 overnight near me. That was fun to see at 6:30 in the morning

03.03.2026 15:48 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Great work, guys. You’ll be linked to these moments for life.

28.02.2026 13:59 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

I think so.

26.02.2026 16:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Put me in the column of “A Scrubs reboot was unnecessary, but at least they’re doing it right.”

26.02.2026 15:42 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Gracious move by Erika Kirk to not have the pyrotechnic team with her this evening.

25.02.2026 03:18 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Using the Jalen Hurts excuse. I respect it.

23.02.2026 20:08 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Neighbor has decided to pay me back for my efforts in the last snowstorm, and is using his huge snowblower to power through most of the snow at my house this time. I consider the debt repaid in full, and probably a 12-pack headed his way at some point.

23.02.2026 16:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t care that it’s a Disney movie, they should have included the speech Herb gave the team during the Finland game.

23.02.2026 01:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The tush push staying in the game because the Eagles struggled and it was Josh Allen using it a lot is what I think we all expected.

22.02.2026 23:19 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

Johnny Gaudreau 😭

22.02.2026 15:57 👍 56 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Best bet for a Phillies World Series just happened

22.02.2026 15:54 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Flyers suck but man alive is hockey fucking awesome

22.02.2026 15:17 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone making the same Flyers joke after Canada didn’t score on that 5-on-3, and unfortunately they’re all correct and funny.

22.02.2026 14:28 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Frustration building in…….Phoenixville????

20.02.2026 19:40 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Everybody laughing at us, man.

20.02.2026 18:42 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Yeah

20.02.2026 17:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The joke’s less funny if it’s about Brandon Marsh.

20.02.2026 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trump going 0/3 in his SCOTUS picks like he’s Alec Bohm in October

20.02.2026 15:31 👍 58 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 2

IF YOU’RE GONNA WIN GOLD, THAT IS THE GOAL TO DO IT

19.02.2026 20:57 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Tony Clark with error #76 in his career

17.02.2026 22:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sir, this used to be a Wendy’s.

16.02.2026 20:33 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0