@raybendici
Guy who writes stuff—from legit education-based articles to genre-breaking humor to simply damned content—and some stuff in between. More (or less) at: raybendici.com Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Ray-Bendici/author/B00DVQYV1O
If I didn’t struggle to sleep so much, and spent so much night staring at the ceiling, I’m not sure I’d resolve story plot points and holes, or finish writing books. #insomniaforthewin
Me: Whew! Cleared the driveway.
The Wind: No you didn’t.
If the first cut is the deepest, is the last one more of a scratch?
All those guys getting Viagra when all they need are the green M&Ms ….
Like many, I own my mistakes—but I am open to renting or leasing them out. Name your price!
Funny no one ever thanks the sour tween Jeebus.
Is #AI really that smart, though? Like, I haven’t seen it beat the Alpha Betas and Pis at the Greek Games.
But what if people aren't done with you?
Why can’t anyone get taliating right the first time?
I’d say I’ve gone off the rails but I’m not sure I was on track for anything anyway
Am I delulu for thinking that there's something skibidi about the new words being added to the dictionary?
It’s sad that the current supervillains have given and are just going to rely on AI to conquer the world for them. What happened to the artistry of using a nuke in a fault line or dropping a colossal squid on NYC? #sad
Today's #writing "getting it all in one paragraph" trifecta: C-3PO, the spirit of 70s icon Lorene Yarnell, and twerking. #winning
You mean "officially" now? Because I've got a stack of dollars if you have a stack of donuts that they're already doing this.
I'm never quite sure how I get there, but getting to a sentence that includes American healthcare, Ivan the Terrible, and powdered unicorn penis always seems like a successful #writing journey.
Stick with me on this: If we shorten each hour by 2.5 minutes, we could add 1 whole extra hour to every day! And think what you could do with that extra time—take up a new hobby, read or sleep more, or even boost your math skills. #winning
The good guy was ... an actual good guy! He was nice and kind to everyone, and still saved the day, which sounds simplistic but gosh, it works!
After all these years, I'm not sure that I'm hungry like the wolf as much as I'm peckish like the fox.
Looks like those danged pigeons in the park finally got their revenge ... #rip (rest in parody)
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lol! Does feeling like an imposter also count as a "superpower"?
Ozzy’s last performance was in front of thousands of adoring fans, a perfect sendoff. Hulk Hogan’s last appearance on RAW, he got booed out of the building by apathetic fans calling him a fraud ... also a perfect sendoff.
Assuming when #Ozzy died, he just dissolved into a cloud of bats and flapped off peacefully into the darkness #rip
#Writing lament: I wish I was half as good at promoting my work as I am about imagining all the ways people might hunt me down with torches and pitchforks to tell me they dislike it, or just being pelted by random passersby with cabbages and rotten tomatoes. That said:
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Sorry but when exactly does this get social?
Spoilerz (kinda): Can't believe I went to see #Superman and all he did was be kind and nice and help everyone and save the world. WTFudge, who wants heroes like that?! I mean, he was even nice to a dog, and his parents!
*clutches pearls so hard they shatter like the planet Krypton*
No one asks to be born, but dang, some days we treat folks like they were in line pounding their fist on the service desk demanding to be.
Superman? I'll take the soup, thanks ....
Sure, you could celebrate #PrimeDay by buying something shiny & new like a miracle thaw plate but wouldn't you rather be entertained with some "bad" old-fashioned #humor? Available in paperback/Kindle & guaranteed to be the best Satan book you purchase today! #booksky
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Just sharing this as it probably won't show up in any feed from a major news source ...
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