Turns out I was right.
06.03.2026 19:17
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Turns out I was right.
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Of course. Nothing wrong with short people. ...but when the CEO of the Lollipop Guild stands up like he's going to fight on the floor of the US Senate, it's fair game to point it out.
The upside is that Markwayne is likely to earn himself a long prison sentence as DHS Secretary. So we got rid of the no.2 dumbest senator (behind Tuberville) who would have probably had that OK senate seat for 40 years.
Fun fact, super tough Markwayne is 5'8" and wears medium tshirts.
Lord help us a guy with an Associates Degree in construction who moonlights as a martial artist with a short fuse is going to fix DHS....
The shit show continues, wonder how the Senate will handle his confirmation..
No legal background...
“You’re a U.S. senator!”
Bernie stops Noem’s replacement from literally trying to fight someone👇🏽
This should go great
And these books are cooked, so imagine if they gave us the real job numbers!
We’re not great yet…
#TrumpsJobsSlump
Swear to God if I had a nickel for everyone I know (90% women but not always) who only got a diagnosis after three to forty years of reporting symptoms, I could pay off the house and retire.
Wait. They are releasing Epstein files to distract Americans from the war in Iran now?
The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
New files released detail a woman met with the FBI at least four times to allege she had survived being sexually abused by Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump when she was a child.
Nothing happened.
If it’s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.
these hubristic shitwits all thought Iran was going to be a one-and-done like Venezuela. they thought Iran’s government would fold like a pack of cards after a single day’s bombing — and now that it’s obvious that this ill-planned don’t-call-it-a-war is going to drag on for god knows how long, they haven’t a single fucking clue what to do about skyrocketing gas prices.
not one of these let's-bomb-Iran morons realized that warring with the country that controls the Strait of Hormuz would result in super-high gas prices, and now they have no fucking clue how to deal with it. thank you for your attention to today's super-angry post. link is here: bit.ly/3OUkNXV
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🚨 Trump on Fmr Prince Andrew:
“I DON’T know Prince Andrew, but it’s a tough story,”
“I DON’T know him, no.”
What a nightmare. The U.S. economy has been shedding jobs overall since April 2025. From May 2025 through February 2026, the net change in employment is now -19,000 jobs.
Here's the point to remember about the brutal negative revisions in today's job market report: They aren't saying the labor market showed green shoots that withered. It's saying that there never were any green shoots. They were an illusion.
This was clear from the jump, but the Venezuela invasion going as smoothly as it did, from a pure operational perspective, is going to prove catastrophic in the long run.
Dear United States of America,
This video is what is being posted on the White House website.
You're fucked.
Correction:
Almost fucked, but there's still time to redeeem yourselves ...
The Borowitz Report
(satire)
Markwayne Mullin Now Romantically Linked to Corey Lewandowski
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
This is not good.
“On Tuesday, she told a Senate committee the contract for the campaign had gone to competitive bid. On Wednesday, before the House, she acknowledged it hadn’t.”
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Of course you would you blithering idiot. You are much worse than a MAGA Republican.
Heading to London, Scotland, and Belfast next week. It’s for work, but I’m still excited to get away 🙌🏻
MS NOW confirms Corey Lewandowski is also out at DHS.
"So, we have a negative number for February non-farm payroll. A loss. We're also seeing the unemployment rate tick up" -- DUN DUN DUN: Maria Bartiromo and company cope with a dire jobs report
(Note that Bartiromo immediately blames "AI efficiencies")
"Noem is not likely to disappear from the news. [IL Gov Pritzker]:...'Now that you’re gone, don’t think you get to just walk away. I guarantee you, you will still be held accountable.'
Sen Wyden was more direct: ... 'See you at Nuremberg 2.0.'"
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
Let's congratulate our fellow citizens who no longer have to work and spend all their time in leisure due to Grok
