Siobhan

Vargas, golden, landsman and cruellar (California, Maine, Ohio, and Texas)

We must stop the werewolves from developing space nukes

good morning mr president heres your daily read out on the war in iran…no sir, i didnt catch kimmel last night…yes sir, very mean and nasty sir…no sir ive never heard of joyce carol oates either sir

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

In his defense (I hate him) he said he ended the war between Cambodia and Azerbaijan

Hard pass

That’s an insult to Hannibal

Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.

The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”

Clay Higgins I’ve heard

Hunt for Red October "you've lost another submarine?" meme, but it's "you had sex with another republican you were writing a story about?"

The USA did a raid on Al hathla May 23,2017.

Jesus Christ

“TRUMP WASN’T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT,” according to Pollsters.

I got bad news for Trump about every election going forward from now until the end of time

He’s got my vote!

Supposedly the White House historical association knew about the plan to bulldoze it and moved all the artifacts but who knows if they are telling the truth

I don’t care

Bluesky discourse this am

#nokings oro valley Arizona crowd size at 830 am with people still arriving

Republicans shutdown Congress to protect a pedophile protest sign

Oro valley Arizona

Oro valley Arizona had between 3-5 thousand people protesting and that’s a pretty red area

So the American government gets shut down because we don’t have money for health care but the Argentinian government gets 20 billion? Thanks republicans

Thank you this is exactly my niche

Bombing my big stand-up special in front of a totally silent room of generals. "What else, what else. Bagram Air Force Base, we're going to do that again, okay? And we're going to do it the right way: through specific types of tattoos, and haircuts."

what a rude way to talk about my gimli/boromir fanfic