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why's it called a donut when you do want the donut you don't do nut want the donut

Ever see a girl who's totally #boneriffic and fly into a fapping frenzy?

Do you ever read a book where every time you open it you think "let's see what god's angstiest prince is up to today" or is it just me who keeps reading books about whiny dudes

when life throws tomatoes at you, make marinara

Digital sketch interpretation of the first few minutes of the game Morrowind. The protagonist wakes up from a nightmare, faced by Jiub, a dunmer with his bare chest out. The protagonist's eyes jump out of his skull awooga style. Dialogue: "Wake up. We're here. Why are you shaking? Are you okay? Stand up. There you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?"

Morrowind posting
[ #Art / #OCs ]

Happy release day Hades 2!!!
Here is fanart of Melinoe in all her wooly glory 🐑❤️

#hades

I don't know if this says more about me but BtB's jokes are the only reason I know what dilaudid is

Gender is a prison and I bribed the guard to let me escape

Gender is a prison and I got let out early for good behaviour

Literally the happiest creature on god's green earth

Doodled some ideas for a horrible terrible Tour de France combined jersey

get squegged on bitch

I don't think I can be trusted with acrylic markers, these are too fun to use

Local bastard dreams about murder and gets his little nosey booped

I think video games should be onerously expensive like cigarettes and they should have big scary pictures of what gaming does to gamers on the box. And it should be embarrassing to buy them

Fallout New Vegas's Caesar's Legion with the Simpson's RNC "We want what's worst for everyone / We're just plain evil" and NCR / President Kimball with the DNC "We hate life and ourselves / we can't govern"

don't say i never done nothin for you

Digital monsters and also ditto

a poorly drawn cat in a deep stretch, draped upside down over a surface with its body curled like a shrimp

a fluffy flame point cat is draped upside down over the arm of a couch, with its back arched and limbs hanging down in a pose that makes it look like a shrimp

🍤

A male Blackcap peeks out from behind a tree trunk, only its head and part of its grey body visible. With its beady eye fixed forward and its neat black cap on display, it looks like it’s curiously watching.

Would you look at that! A curious Blackcap just popped into your scroll!

📷 Mike Smith

It’s Mary Anning’s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.social’s brilliant cartoon again.

Creating a beautiful piece of fusion food by dipping my soldiers in an onsen egg

The RFK Jr. version of health, where health creates health and healthy people don't get sick and the thing that keeps you healthy is /living the right way/ is very seductive to a lot of people. It also places the burden of illness back on the ill, which decreases the value of human life.

HAN PEASANT: Lord Lu Bu is so fearsome! I fear he will steal my wife!

HAN MERCHANT: @KongQiu is this true?

KONG QIU: Many people believe that the Han, long united must divide. It's a complex issue and the reality is probably more nuanced than that.

If Hamilton came out in 2025, people would be going buck wild for the Hamilton/burr toxic yaoi send bleet

I somehow ended up watching the signed version of this Eurovision semifinal on iPlayer and the sign language interpreter is clearly having the best time ever, I love them.

A black and white cat sleeping on a crocheted blanket

This man slept on my bed all night and snored and then woke me up at 3am demanding I scritch his neck

A black and white cat outside on some soil, rolling on its back to show its belly

What is this dumb baby creature doing

Do you think sims' plumbobs are an erogenous zone

Pro tip: if you set your hinge filter to show non-binary people only, you'll get a flood of incredibly hot people with amazing looking profiles instead of sifting through normies all day