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Halloumi Baddie

@bedazzledbaddie

Cypriot creative living unironically in East London

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I feel so much shame and worthlessness when i really feel attracted to someone
I want my whole guts churned out and cut out with a knife

22.02.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Varkoume tous oullous

12.02.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just met an essex guy

22.01.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ime roufixtra -xristos

09.01.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does this country (cy) ever have wifi?????

06.12.2025 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Makeup and fit so good i dont want to take it off ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

15.11.2025 22:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My sister treats our car like her garbage pit- literally left brined vegetables to rot in there now the whole car stinks like brine

15.11.2025 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guy im dating..... had never heard of rosalia??????? Like not even as an artist that exists. Should I be worried ?

14.11.2025 09:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also his cat got traumatised by us. Pour thing literally hearing me projectile screaming and stayed there despite all odds.

04.11.2025 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went to a guys place for some sexy time.
After we are done sitting on his couch he takes his phone out to show me potential couples on a dating app.
He then proceeds to comment on everyones body in detail in front of me.
???????????????

04.11.2025 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A guy on bumble asked me what reformer pilates is. Red flag.

22.10.2025 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While at the beach*

19.10.2025 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forgot that cyprus is 28 degrees mid october but its not hot enough for sea season for cypriots but hot enough for me since i havent enjoyed october here 8 years now so i have the guy at the kiosk asking me where im from

19.10.2025 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pmsing so bad im having non stop arguments in my head in imaginary scenarios

10.10.2025 09:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved my day today wake up with post soviet military style pilates instructor, got a bagel with salmon from paulies drink 3 coffees with ciggies before 1pm, bellydanced infront of my mirror listening to nancy ajram while inbetween repliying to emails.

24.09.2025 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe I have to teach a flatmate to properly wash her plates at age 28 or something I want to die lol

24.09.2025 20:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I clogged my toilet

09.09.2025 10:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Insane the bar is the floor

08.09.2025 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

London without tube is insanity

08.09.2025 09:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This week has been difficult creatively.

26.08.2025 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its so nice having a guy spoil you

26.08.2025 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Catching feelings can be so unsettling like what do you mean I want to just be with you and cuddle and you won't think im boring or weird or bad

26.08.2025 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just suddenly stopped smoking ciggies wtf

26.08.2025 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Varkoume

10.08.2025 13:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay i jugded too soon the lexturer is actually adorable and nice

31.07.2025 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A stupid french woman just asked ( shes stopping the lecture every 1 minute) what does diy means i cant

31.07.2025 08:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Start staring only in the mirror lol ( fall in love with yourself)

31.07.2025 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My god never i thought a lecturer can be so uninspiring

31.07.2025 08:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I am doing is sofa rotting watching netflix eating soft ice cream being scared of roaches appearing while I am chillin and trying to digest the raw onion I had with my take away souvlakia. I love being back home.

14.07.2025 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate tourists

14.07.2025 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0