Ash Kestis

With every passing day, I become more anxious. In general, but more specifically? About finally starting Burning Shores.

My cats have been acting so odd today. It's probably *gestures vaguely*

It's not just me, right? Like...it's uncomfortable and weird out there.

I don't think I've seen a Sirens goal all season, then they go and score 3 in the first period while I'm watching. Thanks, dears 💕

I wanted to record a bit, Mercury is all "yeah, that thing that depends on your headphones working? No, I need those." Wtf mate, calm down.

Wait...people actually still report on trade deadlines and earnestly believe Sid will be traded? I thought we left that crap in 2010.

I'm tired. I'm not even tuned in anymore, I'm just drained. Remember to call your power back, now and then.

Sigh. This week made me more tired than I already was.

Ep 3 of Heated Rivalry makin me feel feelings, the feeling outlook for the remaining eps might be more than I can handle. Still preferable to being a fuckin weirdo about real life humans, tho, tbh

Oh, don't doubt it, I still love the shit out of hockey. I'm just so over the men who play it.

Gonna watch the Gala to make myself feel human again

*sigh*

Gdi Wilson

Can the Upchucks just...stop?

eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, nor is it known unto the human heart, the magnitude of hate Pope Leo has for JD Vance specifically

Guy went from war criminal to awful painter. Running the reverse Hitler

Multiphase boss fights will end me in every timeline (Jedi Survivor part 13) YouTube video by Ash is on the internet sometimes

I can't help but think that the reason I haven't seen more people stream this game is because Star Wars uses copyrighted music for significant emotional moments...like me yelling at an obnoxious Gen'dai: www.youtube.com/live/GBR5OkP...

I can tell when a retrograde is comin, I suddenly get all nostalgic for a time and person undeserving of my shiny energy.

Wtf is this music and why am I into it (things I hear on a daily basis, from me)

a hockey player wearing a black jersey with the letter c on it ALT: a hockey player wearing a black jersey with the letter c on it

I know this isn't Threads, but half my feed is thirsting over my cappycakes, and I'm like, get in line y'all

Keep thinking about how there's a nonzero portion of the population that can go months at a time without seeing like, any blood whatsoever

"Was that for luck?"
"No, that was for me."

It's been days and I'm still dying over it. I assume people felt this way when it came out, too, and I'm just horribly late to the party. I love themmmm.

Iron Lung was better and bloodier the second time?? How??

I also heard more of it, somehow? Hearing is weird.

My heart sings
My perfect ship is canon
No one can take this from me

Sometimes, my soulcat reaffirms that she is, legitimately, my soulcat, and I cry about it for a while.

One fucking thing after another fucking thing

You can pry the word "adulting" from my spelling-bee-winning, pre-AI vocabulary, you undereducated rubes.

I'm going to fucking scream

I left my phone at home for several hours, and my brain was weirdly calm and present the whole time. Funny how you adapt without the lil sadness box nearby.

The Hot Zone Crisis approaches, she states from a polar vortex. Good thing we're due for a clawback decade after...?