Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

“Oh you like that sentence? Well, replace all the words with different words. Doesn’t seems like such a great sentence now, does it?”

Hard disagree, I think this is an indicator of things moving in the right direction finally

On my period while recovering from strep, this is how it ends

Oh no I’m so sorry 🩷 Losing a pet is truly a pain that is so hard to cope with. I’m so glad he had such a long life with someone who loved him so much.

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Bananas always rot fast when you want to eat the bananas and slow when you just want to make banana bread

I am always here for all the above and then some 🩷 What is the point of being born a bitch if I can’t use it for good

Pls text me next time babe, you know I like doing that shit!!

What have I missed lol

They’re doing ableisms the likes of which we’ve never seen over on Twitter right now, so imma hang out here for a bit

Trump's cortisol SPIKES as he gets brutally lawmogged

Attacked by olive oil

learning who Brigitte Bardot was and going from “oh RIP to a legend” to “she was a vile, racist cunt and I’m glad she’s dead” posts in like 30 seconds this morning was crazy

Look at all these nice things Dee is saying about me 🥹

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

so......we not gone talk about the picture or....

Attorney: please stop doing hot poses

Luigi da Gawd: wait just one more

I love goalie fights. Imagine having beef with someone 200 ft away. It’s truly inspiring.

I’m her new biggest fan!!!

Omg please tell her I absolutely love her for this. I just started the books today, I bought the whole series!

Who watched the first two eps of Heated Rivalry and wants to talk about it with me?? Obsessed with the beautiful gay hockey show and its beautiful leads.

Picture of a dappled weenie dog laying down and looking at the camera

I think she could win a dog show

Food discourse? Y'all were saying you've never had Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving. Y'all were picking green bean casserole over anything else. There is no discourse to be had. You gotta sort your life out first.

snips the tri colored corgi all splooted out on some white carpet after playing

hey

Leslie Lee’s spouse now actively harassing me on Twitter, including accusing me of things I never did (either bc they’re lying or had me confused with someone else). That man is dead, how is he still somehow a pain in my fucking ass?????

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Oooo I have a lot of these.

Stop calling people or things “lame” as a placeholder for bad/stupid/pathetic etc. It’s ableist language!

Tbf not me tho lol, I pick fights publicly with people who try to bully or harass me, but that’s because I’m Italian and Jewish and just kind of a bitch in general. People shouldn’t have to be that way just to get some peace from an abusive person, tho!

People should consider for a moment that many people are only comfortable talking openly about being harassed, stalked, and doxxed once the person doing it is no longer able to continue doing so. That might be why you are only hearing now about how a certain “advocate” was not a good person.

i swear if i see any of you mothefuckers rallying around marjorie taylor greene i will disown you