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Adam L.

@tsalmoth

Instructional technologist by day. Other topics I care about: politics (on your left), books (crime, SF, horror, lit), TV, wrestling (AEW, CMLL, fuck WWE), tech, probably other stuff. 3 cats, 1 dog. Dog is smaller than any of the cats. Also, fuck ICE

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(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

13.03.2026 15:58 👍 5587 🔁 2614 💬 246 📌 246

As a faceblind person, I dread any time someone changes their hair.

(Or clothes.)

13.03.2026 13:54 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No one is on The Pitt is acknowledging that Langdon treated Santos like shit and gaslit her on her first day on the job (and could have gotten her fired), and hasn't even tried to make amends.

13.03.2026 01:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And he's a "life coach." Imagine being coached in anything by him.

12.03.2026 20:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The "antisemitism is rising" narrative exists because of people like A) the shooter, and B) Aysha, both of whom represent some foul fucking antisemitism.

12.03.2026 19:45 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Logged into FB for the first time in ages and learned that Robin Adnan Anders has died. :-(

I cannot tell you how many times I listened to "From the Ladle to the Grave" and "Antler Dance" in the mid-90s. Or since.

12.03.2026 19:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Agreed, but also four women (since we got Harley promo work). Still too few (and too few segments).

12.03.2026 13:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Since it's Kalshi and not a poll, I'm assuming it's because some folks have bets (or "positions") on both Massie and Gallrein to cover their spreads.

12.03.2026 13:15 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I know "holy shit" chants at wrestling matches are common these days, but man, this is a "holy shit" move if I've ever seen one.

12.03.2026 00:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

a neil gaiman defender contests a response of 'no' to a link to a substack, and is told 'I see that like Neil Gaiman, you don't understand that no is a complete sentence'

you want to see a murder

11.03.2026 03:49 👍 3975 🔁 725 💬 39 📌 30

Won't deny feeling a bit of schadenfreude at seeing the hiring manager who ghosted me around this time last year (after a finalist interview, even) post the position again. Sucks to know you both made the wrong choice and also don't know basic managerial communication skills.

11.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 👍 13341 🔁 3432 💬 147 📌 249

WWE is channeling Adam Ant here, because this is both desperate but not serious.

11.03.2026 13:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A plethora of Jamba.

11.03.2026 01:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watching DTF St. Louis, and apparently Jamba Juice still is a thing.

(Just checked their website, and there are a whopping 4 in all of MA, which might explain why I hadn't thought about them in years.)

11.03.2026 00:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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From the Sovereigncitizen community on Reddit: Find the power of prayer, sovcit. Explore this post and more from the Sovereigncitizen community

The dumbest thing you've ever done is almost certainly still nowhere close to what "sovereign citizens" do every single day.

10.03.2026 15:28 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 13:24 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2

This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Veep-style TV adaptation.

09.03.2026 02:42 👍 3157 🔁 755 💬 105 📌 88

This is how I learned the news.

09.03.2026 20:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you live in Massachusetts and use heating oil in your home? Have you had any struggles getting your tank refilled in the last two weeks? Given recent price spikes, are you worried about the cost of refilling your tank right now? Please reach out to reporter Miriam Wasser at mrwasser@bu.edu.

09.03.2026 16:49 👍 14 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1

I'm sorry, but I don't believe any story in which Trump spends money on other people.

09.03.2026 16:31 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I would prefer sleeper assets NOT be activated in the country I live in but hard to argue it's anything but deserved

09.03.2026 15:06 👍 146 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 1

The headline's focusing on Trader Joe's, but this includes Kroger brands and also Tai Pei, which is nationwide.

09.03.2026 12:07 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Got the same letter this week (assuming it's TriVeto), and can't wait until I can apply for the class action settlement in eight months, followed by finally getting 6.97 thrown at me via Zelle or Venmo a year later after I've forgotten about it.

08.03.2026 15:39 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Corey Parker Dies: 'Will & Grace' Actor Was 60 Corey Parker, the actor known for roles in 'Will & Grace' and 'Friday the 13th: A New Beginning', has died. He was 60.

Aww. But also, how the fuck (and I say this as a HUGE Friday the 13th fan) does his two-minute role in A New Beginning rate a headline, but not his lead role in Flying Blind, one of the best one-and-done sitcoms (and the thing that launched Téa Leoni's career)?

08.03.2026 15:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oof. This interview with Alysa Liu is great, but the between-the-lines stuff about the way her dad treated her while she was training the first time is pretty brutal.

08.03.2026 14:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💯

08.03.2026 13:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching last night's #AEWCollision, and what the fuck is wrong with the AZ fans who think shouting "what" during a promo doesn't make them fucking asshole who don't deserve to watch wrestling?

08.03.2026 12:22 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

Yup.

06.03.2026 19:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It took about ten minutes for Tony and Excalibur to start calling it a "Double Main Event," and I wouldn't be surprised if it was because someone saw the reaction online.

06.03.2026 19:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0