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Remember:
Jeff hates ICE.
Introducing
"I didn't ask to be brought back."
luca marinelli
"I begged to be sent back, you know what they told me?"
As
"They told me I was 'Lucky' to be brought back...made immortal."
John Alexander
"And due to their little project, I'll never see my little girl again."
Project Deadman
- I can make us a reservation... when do you want to go?
@insectsoldier02.bsky.social
Texting a picture of a cat café.
- Would you be interested in checking this place out with me? Its new, and I'd feel a little embarrassed to go alone.
Project Deadman.
An attempt to turn recently deceased corpses into heros after discovering a certain mix of chemicals injected into them brings the body back with enhanced abilities.
Side effects: delusions of grandeur, God complex and violent tendencies]]
Introducing
"I was a ranger to a kingdom once. Our king made some...bad choices. Needless to say, im now wanted in that kingdom."
Matthias Akeldama
"You can call me Walker. im here to help with your corruption problem.'
The Shadewalker.
The Man Adopted By Elves
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Darcy runs alongside him for a few meters before flinging up a web at a lamp post and swinging from that onto a building, then another, and another.... until they're in her old neighborhood.
Making her way to the ring…the Jōrogumo Joshi, SJPW’s Queen of Webs…
LADY ARACHNA!
(Spider-OC RP, crossovers welcome)
♡/↺
Beneath her mask, Darcy smiles. But all he can see is her hooded head nodding before she points Northeast.
"I haven't been to Bed Stuy in a few nights. Let's check it out."
She likes to go by her old apartment at least once a week and make sure everyone is okay.
"As a matter of fact, I just started my patrol. Guess I wouldn't mind a little company..." she replies in an airy tone that belies how much she really would enjoy some companionship tonight.
"Mean Green. Long time no see."
"Best two out of three sounds good. As long as we're not going to knockouts of course!" Darcy specifies, always careful to set parameters and rules before going into a situation. She likes knowing those kind of things.
"I don't know what that means but I hope it's an apology!!"
"Hello?? Is that all you got to say to me after flattening me like a pancake?!"
Uh oh she angy.
Very low on energy after that last mission. Need to refuel big time.
Anyone up for a late night sparring session? Last guy barely made me work up a sweat.
"Ohhh I never knew the word for that! Yeah I used to watch WWE with my tío! It's like a telenovela, but with hitting. So, we do one of those three and that will count as a win for that round? Or, well, a knockout is probably the end of the whole match..."
It wouldn't be very sporting for Darcy to have a rock hard shell and electrocute her fellow spider. She wants to make this harder for herself, on purpose.
"I know what a knockout is. And submission is tapping out? But what's a pinfall? I'm not familiar with that term."
Darcy is squashed like the itsy bitsy spider she is.
"Ow. What?"
Yawns in 5'3... building a web hammock in a quiet corner of HQ.
Too much energy tonight and no missions from Miguel, or crime to stop at home.
Guess a late night workout in the Spider Society gym will have to do.
Darcy can respect that for sure.
"Straight up hand to hand combat sound good? No webs, weapons, or other special abilities if you have 'em. I won't zap you or use my exoskeleton. How you wanna keep score?"
Mmhm. Classic. Always a good one.
This is a terrible idea.
But alas. I am bored.
What is your favorite fighting move or maneuver?
