Ross

Nice likkle place you’ve got there

Probs best it was that way round

MIL: He’s in his final year of university now
BIL: What’s he studying?
MIL: Farm stuff and something to do with electrics
Me: Battery hens?

Guys I’m on FIRE 🔥

What sort of bathroom is this?? 👀

I forgot how long My Fair Lady is.

A bit of Song Vagisil will see to that

“Are you still there?”
“Uh-huh”
“Oh it’s just that you haven’t said anything”
*to self* “Well I can’t get a word in edgeways…”

OOP SUMMINK IN ME EYE

This is so on brand for you it hurts

Just got a whiff of burning hair. There is nobody near me and I don’t appear to be on fire. Farewell, friendly ppl in my phone…

It’s different down south, ya know

No. A covers “band”

They’ve interrupted proceedings to announced that there’s a traffic warden outside. Gold

I’m not sure there’s ever been so many kaftans in one place.

My local in Ipswich. It’s a great place and it caters for a lot of different groups but today’s event is something else.

“We’ll play a foo back to back now and pretend we’re at the disco”

I loves Suffolk, I does

“So we’re goin’ to start off with this one in tribute to Neil Sedaka who we lost this week. We don’t know why he died. But this one’s for you Neil… not that I knew him on a first name basis”

I’m trying so hard not to cry with laughter.

It’s okay tho. The pickled eggs are back

Nine. I’ve come down to the pub and there’s a Phoenix Nights-style couple with a mic and a keyboard setting up for a seventies afternoon

I would do anything for…

Textures and autumnal palettes are where it’s at

Fucking hero 🥰

The afternoon tea at Harriet’s is v good. Excellent proportions

I don’t think you can wait the three-and-a-quarter hours it would take me

I need a wide range of images so that I can come to an informed opinion

Whisky, and plenty of it!

I’m sure you mean intolerant not intolerable

My go-to when I’m home alone is usually one of: fish, lots of cheese, rich stuff. Basically anything that G’s body can’t tolerate. Go wild!

Cat just turned to liquid and woke up as she slid off my lap. She looked so confused.

I think it's always been last.fm but audioscrobbler is the connector/plugin from iTunes/Apple Music/Spotify?