There was a "We'll stay in"
And then a "Ahhh fuck it"
06.03.2026 19:00
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There was a "We'll stay in"
And then a "Ahhh fuck it"
The plan was to stay in tonight...
About to head out to the pub
I love it when a plan goes completely to fuck
Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen?
Someone said on here the other day that his mate described turning 60 as "Entering sniper alley"
It appears that he was bang on the money as even if the sniper doesn't kill you he'll make the last 20 years of your life utterly unpleasant.
Depressing reading
How long till he fucks off and we get told he's not done a runner but his doctor suggested that suffers from a condition that would be greatly helped were he to live in the particular climate to be found in country X.
The fact that country X has no extradition treaty is merely coincidence
Feliz cumpleanos comrade
A lad in the 5 a side WhatsApp group has said he has used AI to pick a starting line up, subs, timings, and tactics for tonight's league game and another lad has called him
"Neil Wargrok" 😂
On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.
On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.
Another reason that a nuclear war isn't necessarily a bad thing
Oh that can fuck off
Washing machines are lying cunts
The 20yo left a washing in the machine so I thought I'll put on the FOURTEEN minute wash just to freshen it up.
That was at fucking nine o'clock and it's still bastard going
Grateful to Facebook memories for reminding me what happens when you have someone from Hull telling the manufacturer over the phone what they written on their smoke alarms
Was in Dublin for a flying visit and I wondered if the locals pronounce the name of this restaurant the way I hope they do...
This series has been utterly fucking rotten
For no particular breaking topical reason, a recent (award-winning) cartoon.
They don't have a great selection of alternatives to fish though
Those Dubai expats, calculate how much tax they would have paid had they stayed in the UK, and that's exactly the cost of a flight out.
As it's Guinness I'm wondering if I can rattle another one in
There's a bar 10 feet from my gate and the size of the queue has allowed me to squeeze another pint in
The Virgin Connie Swail....
It's utterly sensational scran
Fewmin that Glasgow hasn't embraced it when I'm back up there.
I've accepted that Yorkshire chippys are shite
I did a "how much" at the price of a bag of Taytos mind you
I once took three gigs at Teeside venues solely on basis I could have Parmo before the gig
I'm in Dublin airport and I don't care it's 7 quid a pint.
Seven years ago today Keith Flint passed away.
He had no idea that his death would be marked with such a touching and heartfelt tribute...
Top of Humanitarian Aid and beheading gay people leagues.
GBOL
New podcast. A look back at the games in Deutschland and Poundland, a look ahead to Aberdeen and Huns part II, a critique of ticket pricing generally and a debate around the RGC that ends with a potential international incident.
pod.link/1781046320
He's trying to restrict millions of people's right to vote, based on made up statistics and outright lies, and nobody who is in a position to ask him to prove what he's saying is doing so.
Nigel Farage lied multiple times at his press conference today - including saying no-one who voted Green in Gorton and Denton has a job and he's "certain" Reform won most British born voters in the by-election, based on zero evidence, and yet not a single journalist there pushed back on them
About those flags ... Hannah Spencer (remember her?) has a few ideas ...
